****in neither...those are the habits of deranged white people...

Jelly or Jam?

Jam, cuz well...

Deranged? Why, thank you dear.

What would you do if your country were being invaded by another world power?

Run out, shoot a dear, and drink it's blood.

(Martin's freaking rule baby!)

Favorite Vegas hotel?

:yikes:

The Stratosphere's pretty cool.

What's the most that you've won gambling? Assuming you have gambled of course, if not you can always lie.

I don't know because when the slot machine lights went off I ran out of the casino. ...

Matching socks or **** it whatever is handy?

I'm pretty good at black jack. I normally can pay for all of our meals in Vegas off of my winnings.

I like the Luxor the best. Those angled elevators in the pyramid are a trip after a few cocktails.

EDIT: ALWAYS MATCHING!

Fave Chinese food?

Cream cheese wontons. Me and my friend used to go to a Mandarin place that sold 8 for 2 bucks. We'd get super stoned and make ourselves sick on the things.

What's your biggest regret?

That I didn't pay my taxes when I was younger and now am a 'flight risk'....

Biggest choice you ever made?

Packing up my family and moving across country away from the small town where both my wife and I had grown up and still had all of families there.

Longest hospital stay?

A few hours. Broke my wrist, didn't know for 6 months. Ended up having bone removed from my hip to replace my wrist bone.

Worst physical pain you ever felt?