5-7 lately a lot less..

5.
What childhood trauma ****ed you up the most?

You got a few hours?

Chocolate malt or root beer float?

Root beer float, always.

Would you rather play "russian roulette," but with hot cups of piss(one cup is poisoned, you will die), or sweaters (one of them is filled with bees, you will only find out after the sweater is over your head)?

Bees duh. I won't die.

What did you get in the most trouble for as a child?

I wasn't a trouble maker, mostly got reprimanded for bad grades. Although once, I was TOS'd from an AOL forum for cursing, which affected the entire family's internet access. They weren't happy.

If you suddenly decided to live on the open road, where would be your first stop?

New Orleans. (For the 56th time)

Tea or coffee?

Decaf coffee.

At this very moment, how many miles are you from where you were born. (approx.)

About one.

Favourite season?

Autumn.

Circumstances under which you would listen to Enya?