Reluctantly, through the thin walls of my apartment. It's happened.

If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?

Spaghetti with a bolognese sauce, garlic toast, a salad, and cherry cheesecake.

You have to immediately throw away or delete 1 album from your collection. You have 5 seconds to decide.

Which one.

If I lived on Middle Earth.


Umm string cheese or cubes?

I abhor string cheese...

cubes.



Biggest cliche that totally applies to you?

Oh man... I'm a walking ****in stereotype. And yes, indeed my favorite color is black.

You find out you have a kid from like 15+ years ago. They don't know you exist. Do you make contact?

Of course.

What would your ideal job be?

Seeing as that I'm 22, I would mostly just be confused, until they told me that I go on to invent time and impregnated a woman in the past.

If you invented a time machine and had the chance to go back in time to have a child with one historical figure, who would it be?

EDIT- ****, someone beat me to it. Ideal job, eh. No clue, honestly. Something that lets me work with people. Something that feels as if I am making a difference. Something with decent (AKA livable) pay. Human services of some sort, I suppose.

My question still stands.

*ahem* Dear sir, look above you.

I've ran it over a million times in my head. I want a 50's style diner but upscale. Small menu, 7-10 vegan/vegetarian, seasonally mindful, and culturally alternating items that changed biweekly. Quality coffee, a small bar with wines, beers, custom cocktails, etc paired with the dishes of course. 15-20 seats. Open Tuesday-Saturday, 6am-5pm. I'd have a prep crew I trained come in early and do all the ****ty bitch work for me but have them work just 4-6 hour shifts so they don't get burned out. Small crew otherwise, two waiters/waitresses is plenty for a small spot like that. Design would be sleek and minimal but not unnatural and modern looking. Cool music played on a jukebox. After service hours, we'd play movies, theater, poetry, live music, whatever in some backside part of the restaurant. People would probably call it a hipster diner. There's more to go into it and I've got a long ways to go before I'd feel comfortable launching something like that but one day, man. One day. It's all in the mind's eye.


Ah ****.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih

Is it impossible to be in love with someone you've never met and who died more than 200 years before you were even born?




Actual question: Favorite and least favorite teachers during your school days?

Least favorite: Mrs. Bellino, and English teacher who thought it was appropriate to talk about God to no end and graded my pro-choice persuasive essay with a C because she disagreed with it.

Most favorite: Mr. Chasse, an art teacher who wasn't afraid to tell me that my art was crap and routinely told me I wasn't trying hard enough. (I wasn't).


Question: Pandas or wombats?