Smack, rub, look, bop it
They tend to be very nice
Better than boobs too

You're walking down the street and you see WD masturbating in a skirt at the bus stop.

where's my camera
I gotta capture this shit
WD strikes again

you've just met President Barack Obama

....does the skirt come at a certain price, or....?

then put your ass in a skirt.

Oh my god, I just
Slapped the US president
What's he gonna do

Being Norwegian

I once had a girl
Or should I say a Viking
Isn't herring good?

Hockey

I'm playing hockey
I just had lots of poutine
With maple cyrup

Dad rock

Diddly diddly woo
It ain't like it used to be
But at least there's Wilco

Mom rock

When is it mom rock?
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