Don't assume taste in music means that much, buddy. I just said he was good looking and vile, like a well-worn hooker.

Really though I used to eat guys like him for breakfast.

Who do you think could make The Batlord cry first? Me or Carpe? On one end we have physical dominance in bodily and genital size, whereas Carpe could emotionally castrate The Batlord in naught but a few minutes.

Two rapists, one victim. Who will win?

I'd love to see votes on that but between you and me, I'd be down as **** to just high five while we double team his fading humanity.

All of these scenarios are making my anus twitch. This is a good thing.

#batlordblowouts

quote me! Trying to make people think you said this first.

@Carpe, I knew I liked you. He is vile, vile and malevolent and has nothing but contempt in his heart. ;) I am so glad you see this too.

#SteeringThreadInABetterDirection

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#HowYooDoin?

You're starting to sound like a broken record with that. Maybe LiL likes the grooves on old vinyl, but I'm a man of the future.

Just another reason I'd never sleep with you.

Sorry, baby. I like my women to be able to eat real bread. I won't jerk off onto a gluten-free biscuit.

because you don't swallow. piss.

Ah! I'd f)ck him!