The Unf*ckable Batlord
 

This is a new game where you tell Batlord why you don't want to have sex with him.

:shycouch:

*Inspired by Plankton*

I see you've discovered my evil twin, The Unfuckable Batlord. Luckily, the original is still here for your sexual pleasure.

Cause he's Virginian.

If I have a choice between having my balls cut off or getting hit with a shovel, I guess I'll go with the shovel.

I has da dumfuks.

fixded

I would have sex with him and lie about it later.

Hilarious!

I'm fine with this.

Beggars can't be choosers. ;)

Aw, don't call yourself a beggar. I'd bang you regardless.

I don't know, he seems like an alright guy to me.

You too, although your character judgement leaves something to be desired.

I don't want to post a reason lest I inflate his ego further.

Because he is a terrible man.

He's right, he is vile, malevolent, and has a heart full of contempt.

He is, he's a real ball buster.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8402571776/h348FDF85/

because he reads comic books.

You neither listen to metal, nor apparently read comic books. What can your opinion possibly be worth?

roughly $12/hr so far.

I read comic books. Well, actually just one comic series. So I don't have a problem with that at all.

C'mere, slut.

good for you. you guys should have some awkward nerdy sex while dressed as your favorite super heroes.

This thread was not made for you to add your two cents.. It's a place for all of us to discuss the reasons why you're repulsive. ;D

Stop enjoying it!

Well, my favorite super hero(ine) is She Hulk, so...

I'll grab the green body paint!

i hate muscular women. the green part i could work with.

You're a regular poster on an internet forum. You're a nerd too.

It's a thread dedicated to me. I am pleased by this regardless of its nature.

**** you. She-Hulk is top shelf nerd bait. There's something about a girl that can tie me into a pretzel that just gets my echolocation all discombobulated.

Because he'd talk the whole ****ing time.. And then for days after.

Surprisingly enough, I don't talk much during sex. I'm a "lose myself in concentration" kind guy.

I imagine that's because you've only had one time.

You concentrate during sex? On what? Not losing your place? Your erection? Motivation? Will to go on?

Twice, bitch.

I can lose myself by staring at the tub while taking a dump. It's just the way my brain works.

i wasn't knocking nerds. i was just wording it in a way to make the image sound funny.

but i am a different breed of nerd than you. you're the type that is into **** like comic books, metal and video games. i prefer the violence that the real world has to offer like vice news, pop-history books and nature docs.

after googling i have to concede this point. for a cartoon character she does have some sex appeal to her. i would say cat-woman is hotter but i am afraid she's the type that is into bdsm.

Honestly Bat, I like ya. You're pretty chatty and I find that effeminate, but you're a good looking dude and your seeming vile-ness has made you well loved on this forum. If I weren't a happily spoken for woman I'd probably flirt with you Satan-style.

This immediately popped into my head.

I forgot to mention that if the amount of liquor necessary to have sex with that vile creature didn't kill me, the additional liquor necessary to try to forget certainly would.

She's a great role model, upper-cutting ne'er-do-wells into the stratosphere! I don't believe I've ever seen Cat Woman do that.

I don't trust your wiping skills and I'm not playing catcher.

@Chula it would actually involve a whole lot of negging, which Sadaam excels at, so you're right on the money there.

Ha!

I called this **** back in the early 2014's!

I knew there was a love match. I smelled it.