Write a Biography of the Person Above You

Oriphiel · 01-01-2015, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Oriphiel was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. There is doubt, however, about whether he is male or female. In the end, she decided to be both and spends his life cruising along the banks of the River Styx by motorcycle, blaring underground garage rock from a transistor radio. Being both male and female, it's easy for her to find other ghosts to hook up with.

Heh, that just reminds me of the Muppet's Christmas Carol.

Pet Sounds is a young lad who aspires to unite the world via the power of keyboard and piano solos. Deciding to form a crime-fighting team of super heroes, he teams up with a ten foot tall android modeled after Billy Joel, the resurrected Wilson brothers who are on a quest to stop evil corporations from polluting the oceans, and Mr. T, reprising the role he had in the A-Team.

The Batlord · 01-01-2015, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Oriphiel was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. There is doubt, however, about whether he is male or female. In the end, she decided to be both and spends his life cruising along the banks of the River Styx by motorcycle, blaring underground garage rock from a transistor radio. Being both male and female, it's easy for her to find other ghosts to hook up with.

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Heh, that just reminds me of the Muppet's Christmas Carol.

Completely and utterly terrifying.

Oriphiel · 01-01-2015, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Completely and utterly terrifying.

Because the line "Oriphiel was dead to begin with"/"The Marleys were dead to begin with" from A Christmas Carol... Ah, nevermind. You're too young to get it.

The Batlord · 01-01-2015, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Because the line "Oriphiel was dead to begin with"/"The Marleys were dead to begin with" from A Christmas Carol... Ah, nevermind. You're too young to get it.

I just dislike the Muppets and don't seek them out.

Pet_Sounds · 01-01-2015, 08:32 PM

Scrooge had often heard it said that DwnWthVwls had no vowels, but he had never believed it until now.

GuD · 01-01-2015, 02:13 PM

One day a trollwoman took a really big ****. Then she cast a spell on the **** and it started to take the shape of a young human child. That child grew up. But not too much, just barely enough to be regarded as generally distasteful. But not in a Charles Manson kinda way though so s'all good under the hood. So turdboy became turdman and now turdman is like on the computer or working at some dead end job or masturbating or some ****. Who cares.

Oriphiel · 01-01-2015, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

One day a trollwoman took a really big ****. Then she cast a spell on the **** and it started to take the shape of a young human child. That child grew up. But not too much, just barely enough to be regarded as generally distasteful. But in a Charles Manson kinda way though so s'all good under the hood. So turdboy became turdman and now turdman is like on the computer or working at some dead end job or masturbating or some ****. Who cares.

Eh, that's not so bad. **** is the fertilizer of life, after all. Whether on the computer, or at a dead end job, or, uh... screwing in a lightbulb... it's all good, because i'm just happy to be here. After all, all of existence is just so much dust, so enjoy it before it blows away.

DwnWthVwls · 01-01-2015, 08:28 PM

Every time the hair that clogs the shower drain finds it's mate a LiL is born.

Pet_Sounds · 01-01-2015, 08:53 PM

Just posting so I don't get skipped.

DwnWthVwls · 01-01-2015, 09:00 PM

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Just posting so I don't get skipped.

who would skip you?

Batlord is the son of a dick and a pussy. Both are men.

01-01-2015, 08:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
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GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	One day a trollwoman took a really big **. Then she cast a spell on the and it started to take the shape of a young human child. That child grew up. But not too much, just barely enough to be regarded as generally distasteful. But not in a Charles Manson kinda way though so s'all good under the hood. So turdboy became turdman and now turdman is like on the computer or working at some dead end job or masturbating or some *. Who cares. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc Last edited by GuD; 01-01-2015 at 03:32 PM.*

01-01-2015, 08:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Just posting so I don't get skipped. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease