Batlord is the son of a dick and a pussy. Both are men.
ladyislingering
01-01-2015 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1532228)
Muppets are creepy as ****. They seem just real enough to feel like actual beings, but there is an unsettling, sinister quality to them, since you know they're not. And the Swedish Chef is just Satan. Never liked Sesame Street either. Or Fraggle Rock. Or Barney. **** Barney.
When I was in a recovery state from a multitude of really terrible things that happened to me, I watched a ton of Muppets and old school skits from Sesame Street just because nothing was really making me happy and my childhood was pretty good, so the nostalgia was soothing etc.
There's a couple Muppets that are actually pretty unsettling (I was pretty terrified of the martians as a kid) but the weirdest part were the cartoon segments and just random videos of shit.
This still gives me the creeps, just the melody is really ..ughghhgh
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
(Post 1532232)
Just posting so I don't get skipped.
In a world of tasteless, disgusting and mannerless youths, Pet_Sounds gave his elders hope for the next generation.
Pet_Sounds
01-01-2015 09:04 PM
Well, Batlord did.
DwnWthVwls was severely beaten about the head with a dictionary at a young age. This led to a general contempt for the English language, which displays itself in his hatred for its most common letters.
EDIT: Born 1950 and actually grew up during the '60s and '70s. Don't be deceived, she's really 64 years old.
The Batlord
01-01-2015 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
(Post 1532247)
When I was in a recovery state from a multitude of really terrible things that happened to me, I watched a ton of Muppets and old school skits from Sesame Street just because nothing was really making me happy and my childhood was pretty good, so the nostalgia was soothing etc.
There's a couple Muppets that are actually pretty unsettling (I was pretty terrified of the martians as a kid) but the weirdest part were the cartoon segments and just random videos of shit.
This still gives me the creeps, just the melody is really ..ughghhgh
Are you sure your perceptions weren't warped by the trauma of watching The Muppets, and that they weren't in fact what ****ed you up in the first place?
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
(Post 1532248)
Well, Batlord did.
No I didn't, you're a moron.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1532228)
He was a pretty young woman with a pretty young woman's taste in music. Sadly, one day he discovered cocaine at the age of thirty, and couldn't deal with the fact that he'd squandered all those years that would have been acceptable for him to practice a drug habit. The next two years were a blur of twitching and self loathing, until the day that he was discovered with his head stuffed down a toilet.
