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Old 06-12-2018, 01:49 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:55 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2020, 10:13 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Florida woman used fake dating profile to advertise ‘free meth’ at rival’s home
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Would-be Florida burglar dies after window slams down on him

I wonder if that window had a helping hand (or two) inside the room?
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Pythons might become a new menu item in Florida if scientists can confirm they're safe to eat
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Old 12-20-2020, 11:10 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Falling iguanas possible in South Florida amid temperature drop
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Old 12-26-2020, 02:50 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Quick Hawk think of Donald Trump or rich people or black trucks and heat up Florida with your boiling anger. The iguanas need you
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**** that I’m loving the brisk air.
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