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Pet_Sounds 01-07-2015 09:00 PM
I normally wouldn't be this lazy and not write anything, but I always think of Carpe when I hear this song:

"Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal."

GuD 01-07-2015 09:01 PM
She dons a suit but prefers clunky boots
Her boyfriends' a viking who's afraid to smoke weed
When she's not booted she's out shootin
Talk **** and to her snakes you she'll feed

ladyislingering 01-07-2015 09:12 PM
Spoiler for I just kind of wrote about what I see and whatever:
will your shoes match your smile today?
with the hands of a lady and the handling of a man
you're careful not to give too much away
in case someone should misunderstand

you could serve them your tears in a thousand chipped teacups
for now they'll feed off your uncomfortable posture
which one of you has screwed up?

what you see as the telltale signs
of a damaged mind
present themselves as empty bottles and cans
present themselves as glass negatives
with the pliability of sand

not to worry yourself
the way you know you should
the way you do by day's end
the way you knew you would

Chula Vista 01-08-2015 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1534825)
Just accept it for the hilarious thing that it is
Ya, I'm finally getting to the point that I can. It was hilarious actually. I kept chuckling about it the rest of the evening.

Touche'

grindy 01-10-2015 05:58 AM
A remnant from the olden days,
When Zeppelins roamed the airwaves freely,
He never compromised his rockish ways.
Well sometimes. But not often. Really.

Chula Vista 01-10-2015 07:54 AM
:clap:

DwnWthVwls 01-10-2015 01:57 PM
Old man Vista
please show us yo sista
i bet she's as hot as you

I'll roll up a swisha
and then we'll play twista
later that night I'll shoot her with goo

Had her goin wild
Fuck! now we have child
I think, that I'm gonna spew

But only because it turned out like you.


Sincerely,
DwnWthVwls
:beer:


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