Post in the style of another member
 

Urban did this in his journal and it was pretty damn funny. Guess who this is?

"For seventy years now the tiny African country of Whogivesafuckstonia has been producing eyeball flute players of the highest calibre. An eyeball flute is a very ethnic instrument which is placed near the eye and played by the musician blinking. (Lots of large black-and-white photographs and a map of Africa) The greatest of these was M'barro Fingelthwine III, whose "Symphony for Eyeball Flute in G Major" was one of the defining works of the early WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT WALL OF TEXT. More pictures.

Repeat until you have at least twelve long paragraphs, check back, no response, write another long diatribe. And another. Repeat.

Wait what? I am so lost.

I have no idea who you are talking about (wink lol).

Thjis t hread coulkd be funmny.

que??

The post is my opinion, posted it in the style of another poster though.

I'll come back to this one when I am not stoned.

The Dude?

Yes :cool:

WhateverDude is a top lad, just copying his drunken posting style.

Lord Larehip?

You got it!

I actually thought CB's one was Norg, but yeah, WD: I can see it.

This one will be easy.

So what if I don't like horses. They're just a ****ing animal for ****s sake. What **** have they done for me such that I should ****ing worship them? Because they are ****ing pretty? **** that. Think what you want about me. I don't give a ****.

I feel like I'm going to be an easy target in this thread... oh well haha.

[long ass one-sided diatribe about things no one gives a right **** about that goes on for pages and pages with no responses to other posters from OP]

John Wilkes Booth
Larehip again. Unless you mean me... :shycouch:

Nah, you got it. Lares heh.

I don't like threads like this. In doing this you are going to annoy people without THEIR PERMISSION. I think it's best if we try and avoid hurting people's feelings by perhaps insulting the way they type. It's quite personal and could upset them.

you forgot to type in all lowercase plus i don't say **** that much here cause of the censors

alright i've got one

Hey Vanilla, you should really step your eyeliner game up. Also you should wear less lipstick. Hope you find this post helpful. :)

Doh, I knew something didn't look right.

but i do i love how i'm the guy who hates animals just cause i didn't cry for a ****ing lost cause of a cat.

alright lemme try another one.

Dude. My daughter's pretty hot, right? I've always thought so. Is that creepy? Oh well. I'm just admiring my genetic contribution to this world.

Whoa.

lol **** did i cross that invisible line again

:laughing:

Can't put my finger on this one.

Nah, no worries.

if it's any consolation... my soulless, vulcan-like interpretation of the world leads me to believe that genetic contributions are the only contributions that really matter

I see what you did there... :thumb:

No, that was my contribution to the thread.

I wasn't trippin over it at all, I thought it was pretty funny. But I wouldn't be surprised if eventually someone got upset..

Pretty sure Goofle was posting in the style of somebody.

That completely went over my head if so.

"sorry guys im too much of an asshole for you to handle and i dont think you get me. i think im gonna stop posting here."

:thumb:

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Frownland Tackles the Best Way to Break an Egg

There has been a long debate about how to break an egg, whether you should break it from the top or from the bottom. Personally, I'm more of a bottom kind of guy—Vanilla you surely know this—but I'm going to decide which is the best side objectively. I will try not to influence my decision with my opinion but instead will go into the pros, cons, and other basic factors that play into which side is better to break when you're cracking an egg or opening a hard-boiled.

From the top:
Pros - Gets the egg cracked
You don't waste time trying to find it
The top is a powerful social metaphor
My sister likes it when I break her eggs from the top

Pros rating - 4/5

Cons: It's not the bottom
Sometimes eggshells get into your eggs
Easy to get lost
Awkward shaped eggshells to throw out

Cons rating - 2/5

Legacy: People have been breaking eggs from the top since we found out that could eat them
Wars fought over the debate
Eggs are delicious

Legacy rating - 5/5

Personal: My daddy used to break our eggs from the top
I always just broke the bottom
I don't even like eggs so I don't know if I'm allowed to have an opinion on this

Personal rating - 3/5

Overall rating - 7/10

From the bottom:

Pros - Gets the egg cracked
You can't get lost trying to find it
The bottom is a powerful social metaphor
I heard that Phil Collins breaks his eggs from the bottom

Pros rating - 4/10

Cons: It's not the top
Sometimes eggshells get into your eggs
Hard to find where to break shell
Awkward shaped eggshells to throw out
Captain Beefheart broke his eggshells from the bottom

Cons rating - 2/5

Legacy: People have been breaking eggs from the bottom since we found out that could eat them
Wars fought over the debate
Eggs are delicious

Legacy rating - 3/5

Personal: My friend used to break our eggs from the top
I always just broke the bottom
I don't even like eggs so I don't know if I'm allowed to have an opinion on this
Personal rating - 2/5

5.5/10

The last word has been spoken people, I wish that bottom could have pulled through, but it looks like breaking an egg from the top is just the definitive way to get an egg cracked.

Bravo. Bravo.

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Bravo. Bravo.

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