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Trollheart 01-17-2015 07:41 PM

The Official Batlord Thread
 
You know he wants it: he's the biggest attention whore here, and would cheerfully admit it. So let's give him what he wants, his own thread. Post what you think of him, whether you like or hate him, why, any mad posts he's made, what you think of his journals, why he should not be let out alone, how crappy his chromebook is, anything. If there's one guy who won't take offence it's our Batty.

DwnWthVwls 01-17-2015 07:43 PM

I like his taste in women. Here's one that explains what I think of him beyond that similarity:

http://replygif.net/thumbnail/940.gif

ladyislingering 01-17-2015 07:59 PM

The Batlord is an unstoppable force of rage and jizz stains.

The Batlord 01-17-2015 08:01 PM


Pet_Sounds 01-17-2015 08:05 PM

He wants to be my creepy uncle.

I've picked up a few family members since finding this place.

Thelonious Monkey 01-17-2015 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1539787)

I won't lie, Manowar are just badass as ****. I've listened to their debut like 3 times today, and there isn't nothing like it. Yet to check out that album, but I hope it's a little more accessible than Into Glory Ride.

Wpnfire 01-17-2015 08:17 PM

This is for you Batty.



Wpnfire 01-17-2015 08:18 PM

Dammit, that's not right!





Ah, that's better.

The Batlord 01-17-2015 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJJustin (Post 1539798)
I won't lie, Manowar are just badass as ****. I've listened to their debut like 3 times today, and there isn't nothing like it. Yet to check out that album, but I hope it's a little more accessible than Into Glory Ride.

Just give it time. It's easily one of their best, but it might take a few listens to let its true epicness become clear.

Exo 01-17-2015 08:35 PM

Who's The Batlord?

Chula Vista 01-17-2015 09:06 PM


The Batlord 01-17-2015 10:44 PM

Cunt.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-17-2015 10:51 PM

I would have voted him most irritating member had it not been for 3 things.

1. I don't vote in these year end things.
2. The category wasn't in there.
3. Chula Vista joining.

The Batlord 01-17-2015 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1539891)
I would have voted him most irritating member had it not been for 3 things.

1. I don't vote in these year end things.
2. The category wasn't in there.
3. Chula Vista joining.

Now I know I must be doing something right.

DwnWthVwls 01-17-2015 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1539891)
I would have voted him most irritating member had it not been for 3 things.

1. I don't vote in these year end things.
2. The category wasn't in there.
3. Chula Vista joining.

I like your humor when it's not directed at me.

Trollheart 01-18-2015 05:12 AM

Petition to bring back "The Return of the Kings of Metal"!

Chula Vista 01-18-2015 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1539898)
I like your humor when it's not directed at me.

Wish I could say the same.....

bulbasaur 01-18-2015 08:35 AM

i'd let batlord use the good ps2 controller instead of the cheap one that stops working halfway through a marvel vs capcom 2 matchup

The Batlord 01-18-2015 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1540022)
i'd let batlord use the good ps2 controller instead of the cheap one that stops working halfway through a marvel vs capcom 2 matchup

Dude... that's love. What character do you choose?

Key 01-18-2015 11:19 AM

I'd make sweet love to The Batlord for a chance for him to make fun of me in a hateful way.

The Batlord 01-18-2015 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1540111)
I'd make sweet love to The Batlord for a chance for him to make fun of me in a hateful way.

Dude, for you, I'd do it for free. From on top of LiL.

Key 01-18-2015 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1540119)
Dude, for you, I'd do it for free. From on top of LiL.

I'm honored.

ladyislingering 01-18-2015 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1540111)
I'd make sweet love to The Batlord for a chance for him to make fun of me in a hateful way.

What's the difference between Jim Morrison and the Batlord?

................

They're both suitable for the hate-fuck because they're terrible men but you'd have to put a paper bag over Batlord's head to be able to forgive yourself.

Wpnfire 01-18-2015 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1540022)
i'd let batlord use the good ps2 controller instead of the cheap one that stops working halfway through a marvel vs capcom 2 matchup

Ugh! Gross, get a room you two.

Chula Vista 01-18-2015 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wpnfire (Post 1540124)
Ugh! Gross, get a room you two.

They really do need to get together in a cheap hotel room (with 25 cent vibrating beds) and hurl their feces at each other, along with other body fluids, culminating with them having reverse cowgirl sex.

DwnWthVwls 01-18-2015 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1540086)
Dude... that's love. What character do you choose?

I kinda suck at that game but my go to combo is Hulk, Ryu, and Akuma/Dante, because I can actually string together combos with their call in attacks and specials.

Ninetales 01-18-2015 02:35 PM

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...e700d1120a.png

batlord irl

Frownland 01-18-2015 03:31 PM

I would sleep with Batlord but it's have to be a domination situation where I basically just beat the **** out of him.

Key 01-18-2015 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1540222)
I would sleep with Batlord but it's have to be a domination situation where I basically just beat the **** out of him.

I want in on this.

bulbasaur 01-18-2015 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1540086)
Dude... that's love. What character do you choose?

i was terrible at the game, but i usually picked bb hood, hayato, and iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wpnfire (Post 1540124)
Ugh! Gross, get a room you two.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1540135)
They really do need to get together in a cheap hotel room (with 25 cent vibrating beds) and hurl their feces at each other, along with other body fluids, culminating with them having reverse cowgirl sex.

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/0...0f7aedc504.gif

Wpnfire 01-18-2015 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1540202)

Fairly accurate... not that I would know.

The Batlord 01-18-2015 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1540202)

Note the tongue, ladies.

Trollheart 01-19-2015 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1540369)
Note the tongue, ladies.

Why is he wearing glasses? I thought he had perfect vision...?

Plankton 01-19-2015 09:35 AM

Dafuq is this shit.

WWWP 01-19-2015 02:29 PM

Jesus fuck this forum is masturbatory.

The Batlord 01-19-2015 06:12 PM

Hey, it wasn't me self-aggrandizing this time. I'm just basking in it.

ladyislingering 01-19-2015 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1540558)
Jesus fuck this forum is masturbatory.

If you haven't noticed yet, ...

Batlord did a thing.

Oriphiel 01-19-2015 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1540369)
Note the tongue, ladies.

Ooh, you're such a dirty scoundrel.

http://i.imgur.com/H411hje.gif

Trollheart 01-19-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1540558)
Jesus fuck this forum is masturbatory.

Jesus Christ! It's just a little fun! Things don't have to be so serious all the time you know. This is the Lounge after all. Anyway, I've started plenty of music threads recently, two today.

And if this was truly masturbatory, it'd read "The Official Trollheart Thread".
Hmm... ;)

The Batlord 01-19-2015 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1540558)
Jesus fuck this forum is masturbatory.

If you want some music discussion rather than an ego-fest, then just come down to my metalcore thread. It's easy to find since I put my name in the title.


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