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Old 02-17-2015, 12:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs.
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs.
How the hell do you...

Frowny's dead. He mixed up Bob Marley and Rolling Stones with Bon Jovi. There will be no interment services.
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Old 02-17-2015, 01:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*bang bang*

As the smoke begins to clear, a lone figure steps out of the darkness.

"You had six journals on the first page of the journal forum. Six. But I hope you brought a pen with you, 'cause now you're gonna be writing journals... in hell!"

Three weeks later, in the journal forum...

"Trollhearts Guide to Making the Most of Being a Ghost"
I take offence to the inference that when I die I am going to Hell.
Also, only one journal? You think with all that time on my hands I'm going to write just ONE journal???
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That model is LEO only. You're going to get a bunch of folks in trouble man.
LEO??
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Old 02-17-2015, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LEO??
Law enforcement officer. Only cops can own that model.
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Old 02-17-2015, 02:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Law enforcement officer. Only cops can own that model.
So you're implying I stole it from a cop? Do you think that will stand up in court?
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