Don't worry about it dude, you're generally a basic ******* so go with your instincts. I've got your back, brother. I find usually that I have to be a huge ******* just to deal with all the dicks out there at the same time.

I'm normally quite nice but this weekend I got so p*ssed that I forgot real life was real life and started shouting at the people I hopped in a taxi with for no apparent reason. I am pretty sure I told them to leave the taxi before they got to their houses too. I don't even understand what happened.

I came to this site to learn how to be an *******

This is the only site ive ever used that has forced me to be one just to get by..

Let's see, I'm not normally nice to a lot of people, my ego seems to inflate bigger each day, I'm selfish, and my taste in music is better than anyone's on here.

So yeah, I'm a douche.

Really? Must be just in real life, cause I've never seen you act like a dick on here. Maybe you get a bit heated when something offends you, but you never get in prolonged snit fits or use abusive language.

It's rather disappointing honestly. Do I need to talk **** about any of your dead relatives to get you to come off like an *******?

I have taught you well my son, but there is still so much to learn.

Yes Master..

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I try to be nice and respectful to everyone on the internet and in real life. I dislike confrontation and usually keep to myself to a large extent in both worlds.

I was a nightmarish little ******* when I was younger though. Seriously.

I'd say I'm not afraid to be an asshole when it's called for, but generally I'm pretty friendly.

I love you.

I think people tend to hold on to what you post on the internet a little longer than irl, esp. forums cause it's always kinda there. As an example if you bumped someone on the street and you aggressively said "watch it buddy" there might some tension between both involved but after a while it'll wear off. But on the internet if somebody says something and you retort, it could go either way, it could be ignored, or maybe the other person could be offended. If there's hostility in the exchange tension kinda lingers. And the conversation is never between two people, cause it's an open forum, other people can join in & start throwing in their opinions and etc, and it can snowball. Even something that is benign is open to a dozen ways of interpretation, and there could be one person take it to task and make an issue out of it. Plus someone can quote or bring it you a year later cause it's always kinda there. It's like if you say something on a forum, you are always saying it, cause the post is always there.

Apples and oranges. You have to type things out proof read then hit the send button, there is a little more time to reconsider what you are saying to another person.