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Old 03-24-2015, 06:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Good shout.

Being put on a pedal stool.
A wolf in cheap clothing.
Should of/would of/could of.
Skellington (used to hear this one all the time as a child).
Hampster (and again).
Pigeon hold.
'Haitch' instead of 'aitch'.
One of my mates trying to sell some 'Chester draws' one time.

Should update this thread with malapropisms posted on the forum.
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yes but what is it?
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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@Roxy what do you mean what is it? It's the letter H.
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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When someone says they "could care less" when they really mean they couldn't care less.

I've heard that one just about everywhere I've ever been where the English language is spoken.
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^ Definitely. Absolutely hate that one.
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Old 03-23-2015, 09:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I wish I could phonetically type in a Maine accent
We miss pronouce everything deah.
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Old 03-23-2015, 10:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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....The worst impersonation Ive ever heard...Or maybe the whitest.
Stick to what you know snowflake.
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Old 03-23-2015, 10:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Everyone in this thread has OCPD.
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Everyone in this thread has COPD.
asshole.
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