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Old 03-30-2015, 09:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Go **** yourself.
Yo can I borrow that one dildo you have that has ridges and vibrates and all that? I could go for something other than your standard cucumber (shit, even your quality cucumbers can't fuck me right).
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Old 03-30-2015, 09:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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She keeps blaming her phone but i don't buy it.
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Old 03-30-2015, 09:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Stop looking in my bathroom cupboard.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-30-2015, 09:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Stop looking in my bathroom cupboard.
I thought you kept it under your bed? Didn't want me finding it again then, did you?
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Old 03-30-2015, 09:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Im so emburrsed.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-31-2015, 05:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh I have another one! People saying "pacific" when they mean "specific"! ARRRGHHHH!!!!!
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Drink driving = drunk driving
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Drink driving = pussy-as-****-sounding
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I disagree. I like the Irish phraseology. In America a guy walks into a bar and says "Beer me, my wife is driving me to drink." However in Ireland a man walks into a pub and he would say "I'll have a pint, the old nag is certainly doing a fine job of drink driving me today." See, there is a certain old world charm to it, no?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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