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Old 03-31-2015, 07:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I disagree. I like the Irish phraseology. In America a guy walks into a bar and says "Beer me, my wife is driving me to drink." However in Ireland a man walks into a pub and he would say "I'll have a pint, the old nag is certainly doing a fine job of drink driving me today." See, there is a certain old world charm to it, no?
"Phraseology"? Well excuse me, Professor Humperdink, I didn't realize it was tea and crumpet time at ye olde Penis Head Pub.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ok See I was ninja'ed but really I am shaking my head at both of you.....
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2015, 08:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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