Thor?

Jesus is love. Jesus is life. He will send you to Hell and kick your ass for your worship of a heathen god.

^I think this kid just picked a fight.

Don't the crazy christian peoples believe Jesus already took the blame for whatever shit they wanna do now anyways? Because if so, I guess someone's ass has already been beaten for heathen worship, and that ass belonged to Jesus and it was God doing the beating. What a nice God.

By the way.

http://poliziek.info/wp-content/uplo...cammer-419.jpg

And herre I thought this thread was dedicated to you^...

Pssh. Tolerance is for commies.

With my love of all things Norse mythology, **** yeah I'm in! Can I reserve my seat for Valhalla by killing many unbelievers? On XBox of course. Which I don't have.

God of thunder and rain, look down upon your poor people and bless us with good harvests, decent music and babes with massive jugs.
If it be thy will.

(Batty, can we assume you're some incarnation of Loki in disguise?)

I can only echo the words of Ragnar Lothbrok when he saw the crucifix as he and his men sacked an abbey: "Your god is dead. What use is he?"

Missed it by >h< (-e) that much.

Fun fact: "Herre" is the Norwegian equivalent of "Lord"

I shall pillage you with illage till your guts doth spillage.

You know, half the Vikings who die in battle go to Fólkvangr with Freyja, so I really can't make any promises. I guess you have a 50/50 shot at least.

If I were, could you really trust anything I said either way?