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Old 04-10-2015, 01:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Jesus is love. Jesus is life. He will send you to Hell and kick your ass for your worship of a heathen god.
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Old 04-10-2015, 01:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2015, 02:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Thor?

Jesus is love. Jesus is life. He will send you to Hell and kick your ass for your worship of a heathen god.
Don't the crazy christian peoples believe Jesus already took the blame for whatever shit they wanna do now anyways? Because if so, I guess someone's ass has already been beaten for heathen worship, and that ass belonged to Jesus and it was God doing the beating. What a nice God.

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Don't the crazy christian peoples believe Jesus already took the blame for whatever shit they wanna do now anyways? Because if so, I guess someone's ass has already been beaten for heathen worship, and that ass belonged to Jesus and it was God doing the beating. What a nice God.

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Pssh. Tolerance is for commies.
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Old 04-10-2015, 02:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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With my love of all things Norse mythology, **** yeah I'm in! Can I reserve my seat for Valhalla by killing many unbelievers? On XBox of course. Which I don't have.

God of thunder and rain, look down upon your poor people and bless us with good harvests, decent music and babes with massive jugs.
If it be thy will.

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Old 04-10-2015, 02:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Thor?

Jesus is love. Jesus is life. He will send you to Hell and kick your ass for your worship of a heathen god.
I can only echo the words of Ragnar Lothbrok when he saw the crucifix as he and his men sacked an abbey: "Your god is dead. What use is he?"
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Thor?

Jesus is love. Jesus is life. He will send you to Hell and kick your ass for your worship of a heathen god.
I shall pillage you with illage till your guts doth spillage.

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With my love of all things Norse mythology, **** yeah I'm in! Can I reserve my seat for Valhalla by killing many unbelievers? On XBox of course. Which I don't have.
You know, half the Vikings who die in battle go to Fólkvangr with Freyja, so I really can't make any promises. I guess you have a 50/50 shot at least.

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If I were, could you really trust anything I said either way?
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