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Plankton 12-24-2021 08:08 AM

Nice.

I'd love to be able to get a hold of all the stuff I wrote for a few companies last century. Lots of tapping into ACAD's API through VB and a host of grread LISP functions. I spent countless hours developing routines for ComEd/G.E. and a few architectural/eng firms only to have totally forgotten what the heck I did. Just a quick browse would bring me back though.

Mindfulness 12-24-2021 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2195020)
Nice.

I'd love to be able to get a hold of all the stuff I wrote for a few companies last century. Lots of tapping into ACAD's API through VB and a host of grread LISP functions. I spent countless hours developing routines for ComEd/G.E. and a few architectural/eng firms only to have totally forgotten what the heck I did. Just a quick browse would bring me back though.

I lost all the python programming knowledge I once had :/


I am learning javascript now, it's pretty hard for me though.

Plankton 12-24-2021 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2195021)
I lost all the python programming knowledge I once had :/


I am learning javascript now, it's pretty hard for me though.

Java is a bit of a cross between VB and LISP I guess, but closer to C#. I never really did much with C#. Once you get your booleans and variables down you should be off and running I'd imagine. It's been too long since I dove into a program though, so I'm a bit behind the times.

Happy coding my friend!

Mindfulness 12-24-2021 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2195023)
Java is a bit of a cross between VB and LISP I guess, but closer to C#. I never really did much with C#. Once you get your booleans and variables down you should be off and running I'd imagine. It's been too long since I dove into a program though, so I'm a bit behind the times.

Happy coding my friend!

thanks and I'm running into this problem right now with variables, not boolean stuff yet but I am just starting out this course. The goal in my mind is to learn javascript then move on to Solidity.

Psy-Fi 01-04-2022 08:42 AM

“We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the ****in' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are ****ed! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your ****, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”

- George Carlin

innerspaceboy 01-04-2022 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2195986)
“We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the ****in' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are ****ed! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your ****, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”

- George Carlin

MelodySheep aka Symphony of Science autotuned that quote brilliantly.


Lisnaholic 02-05-2022 06:10 AM

David Lee Roth on touring in a rock band:-

"You've got to understand, rock'n'roll is a lot like God took the map of the United states and tilted it, and everybody loose and and unscrewed down rolled into my business."

emotutu 03-01-2022 09:06 AM

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Frownland 03-23-2022 04:02 PM

"Do that again, bitch, and I'll rip your guts out."

Plankton 05-25-2022 08:06 AM

"The naked man fears no pickpocket."

-Some dude with no clothes on

GD 05-25-2022 10:20 AM

He might if he utilised nature's pocket

Plankton 05-25-2022 10:23 AM

Well, that just stinks.

The Batlord 05-25-2022 02:51 PM

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to... oh.

ribbons 06-24-2022 05:20 PM

"Be helpless, dumbfounded,
Unable to say yes or no.
Then a stretcher will come from grace
To gather us up.

We are too dull-eyed to see that beauty.
If we say we can, we’re lying.
If we say No, we don’t see it,
That No will behead us
And shut tight our window onto spirit.

So let us rather not be sure of anything,
Besides ourselves, and only that, so
Miraculous beings come running to help.
Crazed, lying in a zero circle, mute,
We shall be saying finally,
With tremendous eloquence, Lead us.

When we have totally surrendered to that beauty,
We shall be a mighty kindness."


- Jalāl al-Dīn Muḥammad Rūmī

ribbons 07-14-2022 08:51 PM

"I bequeath myself to the dirt to grow from the grass I love,
If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.

You will hardly know who I am or what I mean,
But I shall be good health to you nevertheless,
And filter and fibre your blood.

Failing to fetch me at first keep encouraged,
Missing me one place search another,
I stop somewhere waiting for you."

- Walt Whitman

music_collector 07-15-2022 09:47 AM

Personal perception of perfection is like that. You see what you want to see. After a while, you just see what you need to.

Matthew Good

Plankton 07-16-2022 06:05 AM

"Yeah, I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore."

-Marco Polo

Psy-Fi 07-16-2022 08:40 AM

Quote:

Marijuana's the flame, heroin's the fuse, LSD's the bomb.

- Joe Friday
:cool:

Pet_Sounds 07-17-2022 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2210840)
:cool:

Just the facts

Ayn Marx 07-17-2022 05:34 PM

"The Human Race is Insane”
Dissily Mordentroge.

Psy-Fi 07-18-2022 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 2211015)
Just the facts

:beer:

Good to see you drop in here!

music_collector 07-18-2022 07:36 PM

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Just the facts
Dragnet. I never saw the TV series, but the movie was awesome.

Psy-Fi 07-19-2022 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by music_collector (Post 2211114)
Dragnet. I never saw the TV series, but the movie was awesome.

There are two movies based on the series. The first one was released in 1954 and was more like a typical episode from the TV show. The second movie was released in 1987 and was a parody of the series. I like both but I'm partial to the the original.

Plankton 07-19-2022 06:12 AM

Don't forget yer goat leggings.

music_collector 07-19-2022 01:02 PM

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Don't forget yer goat leggings.
Thanks for the reminder Pep.

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There are two movies based on the series. The first one was released in 1954 and was more like a typical episode from the TV show.
I wasn't aware of that. I only knew the Dan Ackroyd/Tom Hanks movie.

Carpe Mortem 08-08-2022 06:36 PM

I love a good monologue (although I guess technically this is a dialogue):

Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

Winslow: I don’t have to say nothin’.

Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’.

music_collector 08-08-2022 07:20 PM

Shooter McGavin - I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

Plankton 08-09-2022 09:50 AM

"You'd rather jack off a mountain lion with a fist full of cockle burrs than mess with that guy cause he's slicker n two eels ****in in a bucket a snot, so you might as well toss the silver down the well and move in with the chickens."

- Probably Somebody Somewhere at Some Point

Lisnaholic 01-29-2023 03:28 PM

"Next week on Moments of Wonder I'll be asking, "Why do we cry, when it's the onions that are getting hurt?" - Philomena Cunk

ribbons 02-02-2023 09:57 AM

^ Haha, that's funny, Lisna. I've never heard of Philomena, but looked her up and think I'd like to see Cunk on Earth sometime.

ribbons 02-02-2023 09:58 AM

"We fill the hands and nurseries of our children with all manner of dolls, drums, and horses, withdrawing their eyes from the plain face and sufficing objects of nature, the sun, and moon, the animals, the water, and stones, which should be their toys. So the poet's habit of living should be set on a key so low and plain, that the common influences should delight him. His cheerfulness should be the gift of the sunlight; the air should suffice for his inspiration, and he should be tipsy with water."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lisnaholic 02-05-2023 07:03 AM

^ That's a great quote, ribbons: so well-written with its simple images. I'm not too sure that it has ever been possible to get children interested in stones and sky rather than dolls and drums, but I like his idea of the poet's life, "set on a key so low and plain" and being "tipsy with water".

More recent artists who have sung about a similar approach:-

Paul Simon: “You want to be a writer, don’t know how or when? / Find a quiet place, use a humble pen.”
Nick Drake: "You can take the road that takes you to the stars now /I can take a road that'll see me through."
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Yes Philomena Cunk can be quite funny, but she has a rather limited range with her humour. When she does interviews, it's quite amusing to see how genuine experts respond. Here's a few on the topic of music:-


ribbons 02-05-2023 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2227270)
^ That's a great quote, ribbons: so well-written with its simple images. I'm not too sure that it has ever been possible to get children interested in stones and sky rather than dolls and drums, but I like his idea of the poet's life, "set on a key so low and plain" and being "tipsy with water".

More recent artists who have sung about a similar approach:

Paul Simon: “You want to be a writer, don’t know how or when? / Find a quiet place, use a humble pen.”
Nick Drake: "You can take the road that takes you to the stars now /I can take a road that'll see me through."

Thanks, Lisna! Those lyrics by Paul Simon and Nick Drake are well chosen and in perfect harmony with Waldo’s thoughts. :) While reading that quote from Emerson’s The Poet, its reference to children and the string about “withdrawing their eyes from the plain face” brought to mind this Gertrude Stein quote from her memoir Picasso:

“A child sees the face of its mother, it sees in it a completely different way than other people see it, I am not speaking of the spirit of the mother but of the features and the whole face, the child sees it from very near, it is a large face for the eyes of a small one, it is certain the child for a little while only sees a part of the face of its mother, it knows one feature and not another, one side and not the other, and in his way Picasso knows faces as a child knows them and the head and the body. He was then commencing to try to express this consciousness and the struggle was appalling because, with the exception of some African sculpture, no one had ever tried to express things seen not as one knows them but as they are when one sees them without remembering having looked at them.”

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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2226999)
Yes Philomena Cunk can be quite funny, but she has a rather limited range with her humour. When she does interviews, it's quite amusing to see how genuine experts respond. Here's a few on the topic of music:-

Thanks for posting that – and yes, the experts’ reactions to her in-character deadpan delivery is what makes it funny! “That’s no laughing matter, we’re talking about people’s lives here.” :laughing:


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