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Oriphiel 05-07-2015 10:27 AM

Your Favorite Quotes!
 
Post some of your favorite quotes throughout the history of MusicBanter! Sorry if this has already been done before. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1585521)
Yes, I realize Trollheart's jokes are like opening a box of Lucky Charms only to find that there are no marshmallows, but he was joking.

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 967352)
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Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 967350)
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 967346)
I am a feminist, but I am a RATIONAL ONE

Is that real?

You're not funny

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 987672)
I'd kiss you but I'd probably just taste James's ass on your lips, and I wouldn't want to waste the flavor for downwardspiral when he takes his turn.

diabolical is what i was aiming for, thank you for the compliment, i can't even insult you because your hair does it for me.

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Originally Posted by The Virgin
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Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz
He is impossible but your ok in my book Duce and what is his problem? Does he have a learning disability or something? I mean if me of all people are finding your posts a little in the lacking of substance area something is bad wrong.

i don't understand your post. are you reading a book? why are you mentioning books? and what disability? i'm not limp or in a weelchair. and one more thing, i'm not an addict. i don't use substance.


Cuthbert 05-07-2015 10:59 AM

Good thread, I regularly laugh out loud when viewing the forum but if I quoted every single post with a :d I'd be banned for spamming probably.

Roxy's angry little hobgoblin one was good.

Plankton 05-07-2015 11:13 AM

Quote:

...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
'Tis true, you know.

Oriphiel 05-07-2015 11:30 AM

^ Forgive me for my skepticism, but I don't think anyone on MusicBanter posted that. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by CrazyVegn (Post 1328578)
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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1328577)
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Originally Posted by CrazyVegn (Post 1328575)
^Human beings dont develop a consequence predictor, from actions, until around age 25 when the neocortex becomes fully developed so chances are he has felt guilt over it.

You've got cognitive neuroscience nailed.

I watch Dr.Phil, lol, but thanks :)

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 203253)
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Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 203245)
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Originally Posted by bungalow (Post 203238)
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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants (Post 203212)
Because in the back of our minds we know that only women can have chirlden and we've all red the holy book and know thats the way we were taught back then...
because really.. you say i just suck my dick in some guys ass and had the most awesome sex, or i just suck my dick in some pussy and wow... some things just don't sound so gross.
some people are.. after all someday i hope to marry my computer.. :love: joke
and man as a child if his mother had big breast chances are he would go for a woman with bigger boobs when older or much smaller ones, depending on his relationship with his mother. and everyone was made to be a little bit different, and we all have our own rara avis personalities, which is why *** or not.. we all look for bascilly the same things in any sex, but theres always, ALWAYS something a little different about our taste.
Because your ***, and i would imagine being *** those things happen..haha and plus six packs on women look bad! at least to me. and well i'm straight and i don't like men to be all six pack like.. i think it also looks bad..

Must you type with these ridiculous colors?

will i live to see the day when your post is even remotely intelligible?
what the hell does the bolded orange part even mean??
EDIT: and seriously woman, punctuation is your friend.

And I thought it was just me being stupid for not understanding...at one point I was almost convinced the colours were effecting my ability to think straight...phew that's a relief then.


Room1Fourteen 05-07-2015 01:59 PM

Happiness can exist only in acceptance.
George Orwell

Oriphiel 05-07-2015 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Room1Fourteen (Post 1587068)
Happiness can exist only in acceptance.
George Orwell

Who is he on MusicBanter? I'm gonna guess Goofle.

Black Francis 05-07-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1586286)

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1586568)
Trying to get Trollheart to do anything he's randomly decided not to do for no apparent reason is pretty much impossible. Don't know why we're trying.

That whole office space argument was pretty entertaining.

Trollheart 05-07-2015 05:23 PM

Fame is mine! :tramp:
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...c/c3/I_win.gif

Mondo Bungle 05-07-2015 05:26 PM

From plug.dj:

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
This must be early Kraftwerk. I hear a flute.


RoxyRollah 05-07-2015 08:24 PM

Quote:

Goofle, I wrote to Urban hatemonger yesterday to please delete my membership as I am about to return to the hospital for an extended stay. He ignored me. I swear that guy is about useless. Would you please be so kind as to delete my membership here? I thought I could do it myself but now I can't a way to do it. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong controls or something. Thank you for you help, sir.
.

Oriphiel 05-07-2015 08:26 PM

^ That one's a classic. :laughing:

RoxyRollah 05-07-2015 08:41 PM

Bye.

Thelonious Monkey 05-07-2015 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1587192)
Bye.

:clap:

Oriphiel 05-07-2015 08:44 PM

I thought it was "BYE." :laughing: Anyway, wasn't that Mordwyr? They had a lot of weird quotes.

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1524348)
It censors me.

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1524537)
Porn is straight-up bad for you in every way--especially the effect internet porn has on your brain (from a scientific perspective, not a moral one). The problem is that everyone is full of shit and can't really say anything to stop it.


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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1528938)
Must you be unkind?


Pet_Sounds 05-07-2015 08:51 PM

Nea dropped an absolute gem in one of Machine's early threads.

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1497775)
So this has been on my mind for a while now, but now that I'm on a forum with a bunch of fellow music lovers and music addicts alike. I want to make a thread making the ultimate music tree as the title of the thread would imply. So I really have no idea if this will catch on or not or weather anyone would care, but I've always been fascinated with how music has evolved and what artists have been moving music around doing new and exiting things. So this is my proposal we try making a musical tree that covers all kinds of music. Its daunting and I don't know if we'll ever finish but I want to make an attempt.

LET IT BEGIN!

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1497780)
I quickly planted my records, I'll keep everyone up to date on the growing process. I just hope music's in season.

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Originally Posted by EPOCH6 (Post 1497788)
Anybody know where to start?

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1497789)
I don't know I don't think it really matters I guess compiling should happen before actually making the tree

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1497797)
What exactly is a music tree?

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1497798)
Think like a family tree but with music.

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1497799)
It is a deciduous plant that shows the inter-relationship between artists/musicians. Either from influence or from jamming together. Sam Dunn made one for Heavy Metal, it was top heavy and fell into his neighbor's yard and crushed a dog house. The dog lucky escaped from the disaster but was unfortunately kick by James Hatfield.


Oriphiel 05-07-2015 09:09 PM

Some more:

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus
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Originally Posted by Goofle
Sorry, Paul you're banned for a week mate.

damn

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Originally Posted by RockGuitar101
Go ahead amd make my day, mr Right-Track.........or is that Wrong-Track

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1504975)
I love butthead! Urban is a nazi mod.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 656925)
Disco is about dancing vertically
Funk is about dancing horizontally

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1537550)
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1535838)
honestly you should be deported to iraq for wanting to appease these bearded thugs.

I've had just about enough of John Wilkes Booth's barbaphobic hatemongering.
Not all bearded people are terrorists, some of us just want to live our live in peace, going about our daily activities, being able to display our beards with pride, without fear of slurs and attacks.
It's pretty damn insensitive to have the name of one of the most famous anti-beard motivated murderers in history as a username anyway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
Thread closed because the OP decided to carry on posting graphic material on two occasions after he was told not to


Oriphiel 05-08-2015 09:21 AM

This forum has too many ridiculous moments and quotes...

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560290)
Would anyone fuck the corpse?

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 290781)
as far as rock genres go, I think rock is the best one

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Originally Posted by CrazyVegn
My communication skills are superior, tho, as is the etiquette surrounding it and intuition :)

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Originally Posted by djchameleon
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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
Some """Pornographic"""" posts were removed from 'The Negative Effects of Porn' thread ironically.

And not from the NSFW thread, where we post full nudity under spoilers? :laughing:

Shhhh maybe they didn't notice until now!

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
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Originally Posted by AmyLeeFan
I don't want to apear to be nothing but an Amy Lee nut! I like other bands too! Do you think I should change it?

Look on the bright side, if you come back in a few months time nobody will have any idea who Amy Lee is.


Oriphiel 05-08-2015 09:12 PM

This exchange just happened in plug... :laughing:

Spoiler for Damn it, Neapolitan!:
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
I like the Poops and The Shaggs

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
The Shaggs? Why?

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Originally Posted by Frownland
Shaggs are alright

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Why do you hate yourself?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
Frank Zippo said that the Shaggs were one of three bands better than the Beatles

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank Zippo?

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
oh

*Frownland starts playing a song*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista
and there goes the groove.....

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank fucking Zippo?

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
spelling mistake

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Originally Posted by Frownland
Chill out Chula, it mellows out

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
He was the lighter

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Didn't Frank Zippo burn Hendrix's guitar and then give it to his son?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
=D

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Originally Posted by Frownland
Jazz record of the 21st century
Of course it's got groove

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
I love the story where Don Van Vliet kept drawing picture of Frank Zappo until he like lost it and Freak Out!

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank Zappo?

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Originally Posted by Frownland
Sup Rostasi

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank fucking Zappo?

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Originally Posted by Rostasi
hey - just a short time tonight

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
what is it?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Zappa!

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
Zipp or Zappo?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Z
A
P
P
A
!

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
oh


The Batlord 05-08-2015 09:28 PM

^^^

That LiL quote reminds me of something Ki said in the shoutbox (unfortunately it's lost to the sands of time). It went something like...

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Originally Posted by Ki
I went to my grandmother's funeral yesterday. I did what you told me, Batlord. I fucked her corpse.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
OK. OK wow.


Neapolitan 05-08-2015 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1587482)
This exchange just happened in plug... :laughing:

Spoiler for Damn it, Neapolitan!:














*Frownland starts playing a song*




































I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too. http://cms.spangas.nl/include/tinymc...img/typing.gif

Oriphiel 05-09-2015 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1587486)
^^^

That LiL quote reminds me of something Ki said in the shoutbox (unfortunately it's lost to the sands of time). It went something like...

Ahahaha! :yeah:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1587535)
I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too. http://cms.spangas.nl/include/tinymc...img/typing.gif

I know, it's just... Frank Zippo? :laughing:

Chula Vista 05-09-2015 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1587535)
I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too.

All while your limbs are involuntarily flailing to one of Frown's ridiculously intoxicating and Mariana Trench deep grooves.

DwnWthVwls 05-09-2015 09:48 AM

What about the one where Roxy and Chula discuss erectile dysfunction?

Too lazy to find myself.

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-09-2015 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1587186)
Quote:

Goofle, I wrote to Urban hatemonger yesterday to please delete my membership as I am about to return to the hospital for an extended stay. He ignored me. I swear that guy is about useless. Would you please be so kind as to delete my membership here? I thought I could do it myself but now I can't a way to do it. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong controls or something. Thank you for you help, sir.

What made this funny was he never asked me to do shit.

RoxyRollah 05-09-2015 11:48 AM

Thats because he was a paranoid Schizophrenic. .He assumed you already knew he was planning on pming you,useless.

The Batlord 05-09-2015 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1587621)
What about the one where Roxy and Chula discuss erectile dysfunction?

Too lazy to find myself.

Did she manage to help him?

Oriphiel 05-09-2015 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
Quote:

Originally Posted by sschef
Grammy nominated Josh Turner's new CD "Everything Is Fine" is awesome! It just came out last week and has his new song "Firecracker" on it. He's appearing on the CMA Show tomorrow night!

sssschut the fuck up

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1500360)
You're new here.

I make a lot of posts under the influence of things that cloud my already not-so-steady judgement.

One of my favorite made up words:
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Originally Posted by BigDGarciaDancer (Post 1489301)
machismo-nette

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Originally Posted by Rockafella Skank
2tonelol brought up a good point in another forum that Country music was the most diverse, because you could have Country Rock, Country Blues, etc. What do you think? I believe I agree with him.

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1489488)
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1489471)
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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1489415)
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1489389)
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1489387)
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Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1489378)
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Originally Posted by jacksonbrown122 (Post 1489375)
We use high quality equipment and materials to produce counterfeit documents.

I PM'd you my social. Is there anything else you need?

Your bank account number.

And some tasteful nudes.

Do you have those certificates that say someone is a fully qualified gynaecologist?

PM me if you do.

I like the fact that this is such a goofy piece of spam that the mods won't even lock it.

I wonder if he's the real Jackson Brown or did he falsified his username :confused:


Black Francis 05-09-2015 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caotiencuong (Post 1587796)
i often listen to music about love songs, it is good and i feel the life is really beatifull. special after finish my job. when i feel strees but listen this songs i feel i really strong. are you mirror me? comment here !

:love:

fiddler 05-15-2015 12:40 AM

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyways."

roscoe_the_first 05-15-2015 02:29 AM

If you want quotes just watch Downton Abbey and the quotes made by the Dowager Countess Voilet played by Maggie Smith. Here's a couple.

Isobel: How you hate to be wrong.
Countess Violet: I wouldn’t know, I’m not familiar with the sensation.

Martha Levinson: I have no wish to be a great lady.
Countess Violet: A decision that must be reenforced whenever you look in the glass.

“Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

Countess Violet: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.”
Mrs. Crawley: “I take that as a compliment.”
Countess Violet: “I must’ve said it wrong.”

“Don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle class.”

“I’m a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.”

And hundreds more

Neapolitan 05-15-2015 11:35 PM

I hope rostasi don't mind me posting our chat in plug.dj. It started with a convo about a song that Chula played, and I commented that he was an encyclopedia of music, then I thought well let me test him and low and behold he not only heard of the guy he had him over his house!!! which totally blows my mind. I'm glad I didn't bet if he knew the next artist I was going to play, I would had lost bokoo bucks.

Chula Vista plays:

rostasi12:12am
wow haven't heard this in a while
you know, Matt's scoring movies these days
Neapolitan12:12am
@rostasi you most be an encyclopedia of music
rostasi12:12am
way too much music around me
too many years too
m0ss12:14am
Great album
rostasi12:14am
it is!
m0ss12:14am
have to admit, it's the only The the album I have really listened to
Chula Vista12:16am
Glad you guys dig this. Such a great album.
rostasi12:17am
In 1976, a friend of mine in college and I were kinda the "dadaists" of our group of friends and one of the band ideas we had was to name ourselves "The The" - little did we know
Neapolitan play:

rostasi12:17am
Ohhh, yes!
Eddie Harris used to visit our home in Chicagoland - really funny guy - and swore like a mother****er!
Neapolitan12:17am
Eddie Harris attached a clarinet mouthpeice to his trumpet
rostasi12:17am
he did more than that - LOL
Neapolitan12:18am
@rostasi he visit your hometown, or your actual home?
rostasi12:18am
Actual home
Neapolitan12:18am
wow no way, get out of town
rostasi12:19am
we used to get a few jazz musicians around for drinks
Neapolitan12:19am
that literally blows my mind
rostasi12:20am
My mother was a jazz DJ for an all female jazz station and my father was a doctor with a big house and bar
so, you know...
Neapolitan12:20am
cool beans
rostasi12:21am
WSDM - "Smack Dab In The Middle"
cause that's where it was on the dial
Eddie "tried" comedy - LOL
Neapolitan12:21am
I wonder how that went
rostasi12:22am
you can find out with his comedy LPs
- especially "That's Why I'm Talking sh!t"

Plankton 05-16-2015 05:41 AM

^Cool stuff^

Neapolitan 05-18-2015 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1590029)
^Cool stuff^

thanks :)

Turntable Shoppe3:13am
my dad is the ultimate hipster
still listens to relevant bands
...

Turntable Shoppe3:14am
my dad was not a good father but he is hip as ****
pisses me off

Neapolitan3:14am
my dad never shown me how to play baseball, I use to run to third base first
but I heard more records than anyone around me


Turntable Shoppe3:15am
haha
neo you rule

5 years ago he asked me about the new artic monkeys album
i'm like i haven't heard it yet

Neapolitan 05-19-2015 07:03 PM

Norg8:46pm
i wish they had the FFward feature on plug

Janszoon 05-19-2015 10:11 PM

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
—Dave Barry

Malibu 05-27-2015 06:44 AM

Live fast, die young.

RoxyRollah 05-27-2015 07:04 AM

Don't spam

Plankton 05-27-2015 07:15 AM

Definitely a fave.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1594557)
Don't spam


Oriphiel 05-27-2015 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nameless (Post 1580768)
This forum gets weird spam.

.

Frownland 06-16-2015 02:42 PM

Found this in a YouTube comments section and thought it was superb.

Quote:

Really does not ****ing matter. I really want you here so I can lick your ****ing forehead with sardines in my mouth and head but you while your refrigerator door just blow the hell off of your refrigerator.


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