Your Favorite Quotes! - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-08-2021, 06:36 PM   #501 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default

Bitch that hand is flat as a pancake. You shouldn't be able to see their thumb. And that hand is right in the middle of their forehead. The tip of your middle finger should connect with either the brim of your cover or the edge of your right eyebrow.

You disappoint me. I bet I could out-drill you ten ways from Sunday on the parade ground.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-2021, 06:43 PM   #502 (permalink)
Epiphany is upon us
 
Mindfulness's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Milky Way Galaxy
Posts: 10,015
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Bitch that hand is flat as a pancake. You shouldn't be able to see their thumb. And that hand is right in the middle of their forehead. The tip of your middle finger should connect with either the brim of your cover or the edge of your right eyebrow.
yeah i wasnt saying hers isnt all jacked up
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post

You disappoint me. I bet I could out-drill you ten ways from Sunday on the parade ground.

__________________
https://x.com/mindys_stuff_
May 21st, 2024



Big fan of the Internet
Kindness is the highest form of intelligence
Mindfulness is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-2021, 06:50 PM   #503 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindfulness View Post
yeah i wasnt saying hers isnt all jacked up
You literally just did. I'll bet you tie your boot laces and leave them on the outside of your boots, you unsquared-away, Irish penant-waving disgrace.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-2021, 06:55 PM   #504 (permalink)
Epiphany is upon us
 
Mindfulness's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Milky Way Galaxy
Posts: 10,015
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You literally just did. I'll bet you tie your boot laces and leave them on the outside of your boots, you unsquared-away, Irish penant-waving disgrace.
__________________
https://x.com/mindys_stuff_
May 21st, 2024



Big fan of the Internet
Kindness is the highest form of intelligence
Mindfulness is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-2021, 07:44 PM   #505 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default

Also ypu're the Navy's retarded kids, which is why they won't let you perform medical or dental services on yourselves.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-08-2021, 07:55 PM   #506 (permalink)
Epiphany is upon us
 
Mindfulness's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Milky Way Galaxy
Posts: 10,015
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Also ypu're the Navy's retarded kids, which is why they won't let you perform medical or dental services on yourselves.
__________________
https://x.com/mindys_stuff_
May 21st, 2024



Big fan of the Internet
Kindness is the highest form of intelligence
Mindfulness is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2021, 06:29 AM   #507 (permalink)
Call me Mustard
 
rubber soul's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Pepperland
Posts: 2,642
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Also ypu're the Navy's retarded kids, which is why they won't let you perform medical or dental services on yourselves.
Watch those typos, man
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds View Post
But looking for quality interaction on MB is like trying to stay hydrated by drinking salt water.
rubber soul is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2021, 09:12 AM   #508 (permalink)
midnite roles around
 
Tristan_Geoff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,290
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by rubber soul View Post
Watch those typos, man
Would you shit on a drunk man?
__________________
YW Fam: All MB Music Projects Under One Roof

Emo/Pop Punk Journal

Techno Journal


Quote:
Originally Posted by Neward Thelman View Post
"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I own the mail
Tristan_Geoff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2021, 05:03 PM   #509 (permalink)
Aficionado of Fine Filth
 
Psy-Fi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 6,799
Default

"He who trips last, trips hardest"

- Batman
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jwb View Post
A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

She's a Brick House
Psy-Fi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-07-2021, 12:51 AM   #510 (permalink)
Epiphany is upon us
 
Mindfulness's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Milky Way Galaxy
Posts: 10,015
Default

“A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees.” -Amelia Earhart
__________________
https://x.com/mindys_stuff_
May 21st, 2024



Big fan of the Internet
Kindness is the highest form of intelligence
Mindfulness is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.