Vote for the President of Music Banter

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2015, 03:05 PM

You are just mad because we make a political power couple. And might not win the internet, but could actually win the actual presidency.

The Batlord · 08-25-2015, 03:09 PM

My figurehead -- Justthefacts -- and I, will crush all of you into fleshy pulp, laughing as our government-subsidized cigarette smoke provides a visual framework for your deaths.

Edit: Grammar question. If I'd just said "My figure head", but not included myself, then the sentence should have read, "My figurehead, Justthefacts, will crush all of you...". But since I was including myself, then using a comma would have made it into a list, implying that my figurehead and Justthefacts were two entirely different people: My figurehead, Justthefacts, and I". I couldn't just not put the comma in-between "figurehead" and "Justthefacts", as that would imply that I had multiple figureheads (If you don't understand that, then I'm too lazy to explain it to you.)

What is the correct grammatical solution here?

Plankton · 08-25-2015, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What is the correct grammatical solution here?

Go back and delete that entire post, then Vote Goat!©.

**Frownland** · 08-25-2015, 03:16 PM

Pet_Sounds · 08-25-2015, 03:27 PM

Mother, should I run for president?

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2015, 03:29 PM

Should I wear looser shirts?

The Batlord · 08-25-2015, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

the position has no power so policy talk is really fake bull****

and i don't bull****, i only bring you the gospel

I thought you brought us the Quran? Do Muslims actually call it "the Gospel"?

**Frownland** · 08-25-2015, 04:58 PM

With the Froxxy ticket vote, you will have an endless supply of drugs, sex, and whatever else people like.

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2015, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

With the Froxxy ticket vote, you will have an endless supply of drugs, sex, and whatever else people like.

We also doll out the rock, cos that's how we roll....

Froxxy 2016.

**Frownland** · 08-25-2015, 05:04 PM

We will also inform you about how lovely your body parts are on a regular basis.

This is a win win win win (threw in a fourth win for the lurkers).

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	With the Froxxy ticket vote, you will have an endless supply of drugs, sex, and whatever else people like. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	We will also inform you about how lovely your body parts are on a regular basis. This is a win win win win (threw in a fourth win for the lurkers). __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x