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Old 08-26-2015, 01:22 PM   #211 (permalink)
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You can't compete with my forehead billboard tactics.
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:27 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Now we just need to start selling armbands to our legions of supporters.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:49 PM   #213 (permalink)
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Heheh. It looks like Hitler's touching himself.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:52 AM   #214 (permalink)
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OK so I think it's time for the first Presidential Debate. Anyone want to chair it and prepare questions?
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:56 AM   #215 (permalink)
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-27-2015, 08:00 AM   #216 (permalink)
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**** nudes, this is real ass politics
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Old 08-27-2015, 08:35 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Ladies and Gentlemen! I now announce to you the first real life GOAT!© simulator!

See, hear, and feel what it's like to be the next, albeit first, President of MB now! That's right! You can now play the role of GOAT!© on your very own PC, Mac, or Xbox! Delve deep into GOAT!©'s psyche as you tackle the top issues of our current political landscape. You'll take on such issues as:
  • Head Butting
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Act now, and receive full exculpation when the GOAT!© becomes our inevitable overlord for the next world order. You'll receive such benefits as those who followed Vlad the Impaler, and Matthias Corvinus. I know I don't want a spear shoved up my ass. So, get on board and play this exciting new fun filled game while you vote GOAT!©!


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Old 08-27-2015, 09:03 AM   #218 (permalink)
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^ That trailer was as funny as it was surreal.

Vote Goat!
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Old 08-27-2015, 09:17 AM   #219 (permalink)
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Lovers of tuvan music vote Goat.

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Old 08-27-2015, 10:17 AM   #220 (permalink)
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You will find the GOAT!© is kind.
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