Bah! A can of spray paint and a few snipers in position and he's toast.
Strawman.

I don't think you know what a strawman is.

Also, you have to get close to Justthefacts to spray him, and with Batman as his VP, that ain't happening.

Vote X-Men/Batman.

Come on man! All anyone has to do is show you a pair of tits or a Manowar cover and you'll be distracted long enough for the spray-painter to get in close and personal. And once he's outlined, he's going down!

And I do so know what a strawman is. A man made of straw. :)

I didn't spend my entire childhood training to be the peak of human perfection -- after running away from home when my mom tried to put me in a timeout -- just to have my iron will be beaten by mammary glands.

Vote Bruce Wang.

Here ya go guys:

If GOAT is voted our national anthem will change to this...

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Brilliant!

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. Vote Froxxy2016.

So you're implying that the GOAT fanbase is going to heaven? You need to tell me before you post these things.

Froxxy 2016

No, Mr. President I'm implying that Goat's fanbase will be going to hell.