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Old 08-24-2015, 09:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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With all these "[insert name here] for prez" thread in the politics subforum, maybe we should be electing a president of the forum? All candidates declare yourselves by this time next Monday, put forward your policies and why we should vote for you. Fun only of course, though it goes without saying that the actual person voted president will have the power of life and death over every single member and can line his or her pockets with dodgy "inner city regeneration" schemes....
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I volunteer Briks.
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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JWB.

Would be fun to see how he'd wield the power.
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hmm. Names, names, names. But what are these people gonna DO for us? Eh? What's yer policy, Norg, on anything that isn't Korn? Or Briks? Are we all to become Norwegian now, and why have you changed your name back? Is it because Isbjorn would make the electorate realise you're not American? Dirty campaign tricks already; keep it going!

But really, I don't think you can propose someone without them having a valid campaign and, well, being interested. So who wants to step forward? You all know Batty is at the moment on page forty-one of his manifesto....
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I promise to have soda come out of the water fountains and no more homework.
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I promise whatever the most popular candidate will promise, plus blackjack and hookers.
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I will undercut grindy's salary by 20% and save you taxpayer money so you can buy jetpacks and candy bars.
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This is kind of funny... just like the real thing, any person elected would have no real power.
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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It's been well documented that Plankton is a highly overrated guy, both in talent and in many other ways.
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