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Old 08-30-2015, 12:33 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Nope. Not at all...



Fool. You can't assassinate what you can't see. All he has to do is strip down to his birthday suit and JWB will be foiled. An invisible president is genius.

Vote for the X-Men.
Bah! A can of spray paint and a few snipers in position and he's toast.
Strawman.
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Old 08-30-2015, 12:53 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Bah! A can of spray paint and a few snipers in position and he's toast.
Strawman.
I don't think you know what a strawman is.

Also, you have to get close to Justthefacts to spray him, and with Batman as his VP, that ain't happening.

Vote X-Men/Batman.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2015, 01:13 PM   #363 (permalink)
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I don't think you know what a strawman is.

Also, you have to get close to Justthefacts to spray him, and with Batman as his VP, that ain't happening.

Vote X-Men/Batman.
Come on man! All anyone has to do is show you a pair of tits or a Manowar cover and you'll be distracted long enough for the spray-painter to get in close and personal. And once he's outlined, he's going down!

And I do so know what a strawman is. A man made of straw.
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Old 08-30-2015, 01:31 PM   #364 (permalink)
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I didn't spend my entire childhood training to be the peak of human perfection -- after running away from home when my mom tried to put me in a timeout -- just to have my iron will be beaten by mammary glands.

Vote Bruce Wang.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-12-2015, 07:20 AM   #365 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2015, 03:54 PM   #366 (permalink)
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Here ya go guys:

If GOAT is voted our national anthem will change to this...
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Old 09-12-2015, 05:49 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2015, 08:11 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. Vote Froxxy2016.
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Old 09-12-2015, 08:13 PM   #369 (permalink)
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So you're implying that the GOAT fanbase is going to heaven? You need to tell me before you post these things.

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Old 09-12-2015, 08:15 PM   #370 (permalink)
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No, Mr. President I'm implying that Goat's fanbase will be going to hell.
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