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Old 09-17-2015, 07:46 AM   #401 (permalink)
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Instead of banning spambots, they will be repurposed for cyber warfare, and our enemies' servers will become our servers. Their website owners will remain as puppet governors whose only role will be to continue paying to maintain their former sites.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:50 AM   #402 (permalink)
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Vote for The Batlord/Justthefacts. We will expand Music Banter's boarders, through swift and overwhelming military force, to include Music Discussions, Music Chat, Drowned in Sound, and any other music forums foolish enough to be on page one of a Yahoo search for "music forum".

If the conquered territories resist, their members will be infracted, and their forums subject to the tyranny of Tore's proposed rule changes. Those who accept their new overlords will be allowed to pay an exorbitant tax, which will be fairly distributed amongst the members of Music Banter (after half is given to the President and Vice President of course).

And finally, we shall declare everlasting war with Google. When our victory is complete, Larry Page and Sergey Brin will be publicly executed.
Extortion? Homicide?

You can't be serious. This is a joke, right? A despicable one if so. You can't intimidate the good people of MB with threats of outrageous rule enforcement, exorbitant taxation without representation, and then the murder of two innocent entrepreneurs. You're quite mad. You need to suseed from your party, and desist any form of candidacy from this point forward.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:54 AM   #403 (permalink)
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Extortion? Homicide?

You can't be serious. This is a joke, right? A despicable one if so. You can't intimidate the good people of MB with threats of outrageous rule enforcement, exorbitant taxation without representation, and then the murder of two innocent entrepreneurs. You're quite mad. You need to suseed from your party, and desist any form of candidacy from this point forward.
Learn to read. Only the conquered territories will be subject to undesirable rule enforcement and taxation without representation. And as for the founders of Google, can they really be allowed to live after what they did to the Snog, Shag, Marry, or Avoid thread?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Learn to read. Only the conquered territories will be subject to undesirable rule enforcement and taxation without representation. And as for the founders of Google, can they really be allowed to live after what they did to the Snog, Shag, Marry, or Avoid thread?
Learn to communicate better. Your ramblings are undecipherable, and you're clearly under qualified for anything beyond wondering if people want fries with their order.
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:29 AM   #405 (permalink)
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I have yet to hear any of the SHEEP's position on the issues, and yet you presume to criticize mine? SHEEP is nothing but an empty suit with no ideas.
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:41 AM   #406 (permalink)
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Ummm... it's a Goat, for one. Secondly, I'd love to hear how you plan on implementing these cockamamie scheme's of yours. You're like Ralph Cramden, and Fred Flinstone all rolled into one. Good luck with all that.
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Get down to brass tax, are the people getting nudes?
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Old 09-17-2015, 09:00 AM   #408 (permalink)
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That's not even fair.
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Old 09-17-2015, 09:17 AM   #410 (permalink)
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Ummm... it's a Goat, for one. Secondly, I'd love to hear how you plan on implementing these cockamamie scheme's of yours. You're like Ralph Cramden, and Fred Flinstone all rolled into one. Good luck with all that.
Sheep, Goat, who the **** cares? And Freebase Dali is an experienced computer tech expert, and will be declared our Minister of War. His expertise will be invaluable in reprogramming our SAMbots.
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