by "everyone" he means everyone who is in denial about their own blatant bisexuality

batlord, you have offered to let me **** you in the past. i was flattered by the offer, although you're not really my type buddy.

when i'm drunk and bored i post bull**** on mb and watch old reruns of cops online. when batlord is bored and drunk his sexual orientation mysteriously fades away. the man is clearly confused. he can't even decide whether or not he wants to engage in gay sex, and yet this is the man you want to lead this forum?

Forgot about grindy.

That's Madame Hooker to you,bitch.

I just want it to be known I agreed to co chair because I am not a power hungry glutton like the rest of you monsters.

I vote for non-gay presidents, always.

So you'll be showering with us then?

Vote for me and my damn hooker.

i actually never stated my intention to run for office... my fans nominated me on my behalf because the people demand jwb

but tbh it sounds like this title holds no real power so i am indifferent as to whether or not you give it to me, i just wanna be in the debates so i can smear all the other candidates

I vote for the goat.

http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/...goat_rend1.png

I can't compete with those guys.
But I'm willing to be the shadowy figure secretly controlling ****, zionistly occupying the government and all that.
I also probably have a german accent which will add to the ominousness.

Separation of church and state dude. We cannot elect our goat lord.