Vote for the President of Music Banter

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 08-25-2015, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Your smear tactics will not stick as Frowns and I are squeaky clean.

roxy & frown have banded together as a political strategy because lets be honest, neither one has what it takes to run solo. it's a smart move, really. they're like a generic brand version of the clintons. roxy has the communication skills of your average obamaphone wielding jerry springer guest, but at least she does have charm.

where as frownland is articulate but dull as all hell, trying desperately to distinguish himself from the millions of other elitist online music/movies/art critics with early male pattern balding by recording his own music, which is basically just him shaking a cardboard box full of ninja turtles action figures to some obscure 8/11 type jazz time signature.

although contrary to what you might expect, in this version of the clintons the genders are reversed, cause frownland is clearly more of a hillary... pretentious social chameleon with no true culture of his own... where as roxy is bill. cool jazzy chick that tries her best to appeal to white people the same way bill was considered cool with black people.

The Batlord · 08-25-2015, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

roxy & frown have banded together as a political strategy because lets be honest, neither one has what it takes to run solo. it's a smart move, really. they're like a generic brand version of the clintons. roxy has the communication skills of your obamaphone wielding jerry springer guest but at least she does have charm. where as frownland is articulate but dull as all hell, trying desperately to distinguish himself from the millions of other elitist online music/movies/art critics with early male pattern balding by recording his own music, which is basically just him shaking a cardboard box full of ninja turtles action figures to some obscure 8/11 type jazz time signature.

although contrary to what you might expect, in this version of the clintons the genders are reversed, cause frownland is clearly more of a hillary... pretentious social chameleon with no true culture of his own... where as roxy is bill. cool jazzy chick that tries her best to appeal to white people the same way bill was considered cool with black people.

I'm The Batlord, and I approve of this message. Damn.

Isbjørn · 08-25-2015, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

roxy & frown have banded together as a political strategy because lets be honest, neither one has what it takes to run solo. it's a smart move, really. they're like a generic brand version of the clintons. roxy has the communication skills of your obamaphone wielding jerry springer guest but at least she does have charm. where as frownland is articulate but dull as all hell, trying desperately to distinguish himself from the millions of other elitist online music/movies/art critics with early male pattern balding by recording his own music, which is basically just him shaking a cardboard box full of ninja turtles action figures to some obscure 8/11 type jazz time signature.

And apparently, you're just interested in smearing the other candidates without actually promoting any policies.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 08-25-2015, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn

And apparently, you're just interested in smearing the other candidates without actually promoting any policies.

the position has no power so policy talk is really fake bull****

and i don't bull****, i only bring you the gospel