Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn... Bjorn to be alive.

There once was a boy named Briks
who'd fallen in love with Stevie Nicks
she had the 'Mac, she had the crack
she knew where to find all the chicks
Stevie, said Briks, do you know the French horn?
Briks, said Stevie, I'll teach you if you do one thing
Briks, said Stevie, change your name to Isbjorn
and maybe I'll teach you to sing!

And you don't even go for the obvious "Bjorn to Be Wild", or better yet, "Bjorn in the USA". No, you go for some obscure shit-turd that no one's ever heard or cared about.

And no, I didn't watch video, cause why the **** would I?

News Flash: it's a roast.
Cause the way he sings "born" imo sounds like "Bjorn." And why would I pick some ordinary song? (No offense "Billy Joel," or "Step on Wolf" fans.) Plus it being Disco makes it so over the top rediculous. http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticon...sco-smiley.gif

You pick songs that other people have heard of so that the joke is shared by the group, rather than just being all in your own head. Some song that for all we know just happens to have "born" in it serves no purpose to anyone else (especially since this is supposed to be a "roast"), and just makes you look bjoring.

...but ....but the way that Patrick Hernandez sings "born" sounds like "Bjorn." whaddayawantfromme? http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...rokesmiley.gif

Who. ****ing. Cares.

You cared enough to bitch about it. http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...studsmatta.gif

I just like taking any opportunity I can to take pot shots at you.

ftfy