The Roast of MusicBanter Members
 

All (or most of) us here are always throwing silly insults back and forth at each other, so why not make it an official game? Here's what i'm thinking we could do.

Each week, we'd choose a member to be roasted from a list of members that would like to get roasted. The week would be from a Monday-Friday schedule, then during the weekend, we would vote to see who the next person to be roasted is, than that following Monday, that member would be up. And so on and so on. If there hasn't been much voting during the week, i'll just choose the next person in the list.

The jokes / roasting would occur during the week, and this isn't really meant for anybody to get offended, but if you do feel like you'll be offended, you don't have to put your name into the hat to be roasted next. Making a list of members that will be roasted should cut down on the random insults towards members that don't want to be a part of it.

If you'd like to roast a member, but you don't want to be on the list of members to be roasted, that is fine too. Just make sure that when you are roasting somebody, it's only towards the person that is being roasted for that week. Don't go on a random off topic insult trip towards the people who are roasting the same person you are. And if the person being roasted doesn't feel like being roasted any longer, they can ask to no longer be roasted, and we'd just use the rest of the week (if applicable) to vote for the next person being roasted, or we'll just choose the next person on the list.

This totally won't end horribly.

It's not meant to end. It's meant to continue forever. So yes, you're right, it won't end horribly.

Look, man Im down as long as the posters can talk about themselves and be real with it. Ain't no shame in ma game I can talk about me, and I can stomach being talked about, not bashed or burned at the stake, but roasted.

Idk if we have people honest enough with themselves to do this and not have it turn into a bitchfest.

The hope I have is that people will take it lighthearted and realize the thread is meant to be funny, and not taken seriously. I'd love to do it since there are tons of hilarious people at this forum.

I mean, we have two "fake argument" threads that did really well. I can see this falling into the same category as those threads.

My dick is bigger then yours.^

I predict Nazi mods will lock this. Let's just make a thread to roast them.

I don't think our members are funny enough to pull it off.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I honestly don't know if I can insult anyone anymore than I already do.

Well, if that is the case I think the roasters should unionize, get two paid for fifteen minutes breaks and a half hour lunch, and no more then 8 hours of roasting the nominated roastee, if the roasters go over said eight hours than they should be paid overtime. Not to mention full medical coverage, and a retirement fund. Too bad you decided to do this after The Batlord found employment in Burger King. He could had turned this into a 9 to 5 job.

Go ahead and annihilate my self esteem.

This. Place is pretty much a full time roast fest as it is.

I don't care how old your daughter is, I'm still her real dad.

Is that good? Am I doing it right?

:thumb:

Okay so whose gonna be the first roasted?

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I suppose we could start with Frownland since he's the only one who has shown an interest in being roasted. We could start it on Monday.

Roast me. My avatars will make this easy for you.

I propose that anyone who wishes to roast must also be roasted for a week.

Sign me up.

Sweeeeet.

Then me, queers.

Here's the schedule based on who has asked to be roasted. If you're not on the list, it's because you haven't given me any indication as to whether or not you'd like to be roasted. I'm not going to assume.

I've also added myself to the list as I would like to get roasted.

This has also been added to the OP and will be updated as needed.

Frownland (9/21 - 9/25)
Isbjørn (9/28 - 10/2)
Pet Sounds (10/5 - 10/9)
Justthefacts (10/12 - 10/16)
Ki (10/19 - 10/23)

Plenty of time for me to write good material.

I figured starting it up right away would be good just to produce interest. Also keep in mind that it will be going on all week so for anyone who is worried about rushing, don't rush.

OH BOY.

http://i.imgur.com/0g02IGJ.gif

Start roasting Frownland, ****ers.

Frownland: He can play tenor... ten or twelve miles down the road so we can't hear him.

I love how Frown thinks he can provide members good avatars when the one's he presents himself with are just as shitty as the one's he's railing against

Sometimes I'll pinch a fart while I'm sitting on the toilet at such a frequency that it reminds me of Frownlands music. Then I realize that they're both **** and continue with my dump.

Also, I guess since I just made this post that I should be added to the list. Go ahead Ki.

Recording please?

I wish I could say that Frownland was talented. But that would require more mental strength that could be better off it into other things...like good music.

He looks like he has face pubes

I hear he's a faggot.

Why do you test me?

Cause you're fat.

I heard Exo was afraid this thread was going to be terrible, but of course, me being me, I'm right about it being a fun thread.

And I hear that Frownland records his jacking off sessions and titles the albums "I'm a Jackoff Pt.1-5".

It's not my turn yet f*ckface.

I can't wait to make bareback jokes about you again :D

Fat fat fatty fatty fat fat fat.