Kiiii is trying to dig to China in his backyard but all he's managed to do is burst a sewer pipe.

And you dove right in thinking it was a real nice redneck swimming pool but Kiii got a fine from the county for stinking up the sewer water.

You all can have this thread if you play nice and don't ruin it OH ruins the idea that we get wiser as we get older.

Exo, you’re like a combination of Ted Bundy and one of the sorority girls he murdered.

I have no idea what that means.

Same.

Looks like he went off the reservation with that.

I proposed this many times way back in the day and it always got shot down by mods.

You can take 10% of the credit if you want. I can put your name in lights and everything.

Thankya massah

You know what, I think I offer the most material with which to utilize and joke about. Set up a thread and roast me. I'm game.

imagine the spill your guts thread with OH around lol

We did already, but it was wiped clean off the internet. Maybe it was Russian or Chinese hackers that did it. Who knows, a 400 pound man could've hacked it.

You have some wild ideas sort of like Ted Kaczynski. And also like Kaczynski you bomb when you post.

You roast people like a terrible late night T.V. host. Leno.

Edit: That comment was meant for Nea, but I think it fits your insult as well.

... and band plays out for commercial break. :band:

Roast me

New Jersey

Uraposer.

We did it Frown. We finally killed it.

Step 1 Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.

Step 2 Write a note that simply says "check the oven" and place it on the bottom shelf of your refrigerator.

Step 3 Stock you refrigerator with chocolate pudding.

Step 4 Throw out all your spoons.

- it is very important you don't skip steps 1 through 4

Step 5 Invite Chula Vista over.

- Chula Vista will distract you mom with his family photos

Step 6 Invite The Batlord over, but tell him he can't use the front door. Make something up like you don't want your neighbors to call the cops.

Step 7 When he arrives you get into an argument with him in the kitchen.

Step 8 Before he shoves you into the oven, ask for one last request. Tell him to call Merit over to your house, and to tell him he has import proof that aliens really exist.

- After The Batlord shoves you in the oven. He'll the glance over and spot your refrigerator. He will commence to open the refrigerator door and a blinding light will knock him to the floor. He gets up and runs over to the silverware draw for a spoon but won't be able to find one. This will not deter him. He will proceed to refrigerator and eat all the chocolate pudding with his fingers. This will take a few hours. If he had a spoon maybe a few minutes. As he goes for the last pudding he'll see the note you place on the bottom shelf. He will remember what he did. So nonchalantly he will take you out of the oven and places you in a chair. Then he'll remember your last request then calls Merit. After the quick phone call he will go into the parlor and ask your mom if he can use the bathroom. Chula anxiously shouts out where to find it. The Bathlord goes in, locks the door. He slips out the bathroom window, still fearing your neighbors will call the cops on him.

Step 9 Merit comes over and asks for you. You mom tells him you're in the kitchen. She says she'll show him the way.

Step 10 Chula pulls on her arm and says "Wait Mrs. Oriphiel, I haven't shown you pictures of my daughter yet."

Step 11 Merit walks in the kitchen and sees you in the chair and screams "Oh noooo, Mrs. Oriphiel! Your son ... he's just been wasted by aliens with laser guns!"

Steo 12 ... there, you've been just roasted.

What

Damn, Neap.

See the whole thing, it's like American Psycho. Did The Batlord really shove Oriphel into the oven? Or was it a sugar rush from all the chocolate pudding he ate that made him hallucinate all of it?

Lmao

'What' is an understatement.

What?

I know exactly what you are thinking: "What? There is so much verisimilitude in this story, can't believe it's a work of fiction." e.g. Chula Vista showing his family photo, The Batlord eating chocolate pudding with his fingers and [Merit] searching for proof of aliens.