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Lucem Ferre 09-28-2015 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1638455)
I don't care how hungry he is, he deserves it for what he's done to the name of avatars and name changes.

Before the beating, I'll tie him down and play a rendition of this song directly into his ear. Then I can beat him in the dark with night vision goggles while he panics because he can't hear me due to deafness.



Seems like a lot of work to beat down a crack head. I'd be much more impressed if you just kicked the crap out of him while playing the saxophone. Do a Liu Kang bicycle kick as you do it. Replace the high pitched Asian screeching with Careless Whisper. Just remember, those teeth were already falling out prior to the beating.

Plankton 09-29-2015 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1638277)
Whoever he is, he has his own theme song....


Patrick Hernandez - Bjorn to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel) - YouTube
I used to have one of these:



...and I have no idea how this ties in with who the **** is Isbjorn. I see he/she's been active for a while, but I've never noticed any of his/her posts. Probably because they're so inane, I pass them right over. *shrug*

Key 09-29-2015 11:07 AM
I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.

grindy 09-29-2015 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1638533)
I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.
So the roast fits the roastee.

Key 09-29-2015 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1638536)
So the roast fits the roastee.
Atta boy.

Chula Vista 09-29-2015 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1638533)
I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn.
Who?

grindy 09-29-2015 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1638544)
Who?
Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.

Isbjørn 09-29-2015 01:07 PM
[QUOTE=Lucem Ferre;1638452]
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1638446)
If you'd ever seen a picture of the guy you'd know he's a pasty, skinny ass white dude. He'd break like a twig before the saxophone even had a dent.


http://icepeople.net/wordpress/wp-co...ar-300x199.jpg


That's just cruel, man.
That's exactly how I look. See, that's why I chose this name :)

The Batlord 09-29-2015 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1638533)
I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.
What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?

ladyislingering 09-29-2015 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1638546)
Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.
A really tiny frying pan that you can't even put in the dishwasher; completely fucking useless.


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