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Old 10-06-2015, 10:51 AM   #331 (permalink)
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I heard something about eating a bag of dicks.
Talk to Pet Sounds about becoming a master of eating a bag of dicks.
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Old 10-06-2015, 10:57 AM   #332 (permalink)
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I don't think he needs to be taught anything.
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Old 10-06-2015, 11:05 AM   #333 (permalink)
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I don't think he needs to be taught anything.
How to eat less dicks?
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Old 10-06-2015, 11:38 AM   #334 (permalink)
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His mom needs to learn this too.
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Old 10-06-2015, 03:26 PM   #335 (permalink)
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His mom needs to learn this too.
She just needs to learn how to do it right.
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Old 10-06-2015, 03:39 PM   #336 (permalink)
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It's "roast Pet_Sounds," not "roast Pet_Sounds' mom."
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Old 10-06-2015, 04:08 PM   #337 (permalink)
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Well she told me to, "Set that pussy on fire."
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Old 10-06-2015, 04:13 PM   #338 (permalink)
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Well she told me to, "Set that pussy on fire."
Did your chlamydia do the job?
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Old 10-06-2015, 04:16 PM   #339 (permalink)
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Did your chlamydia do the job?
At least until she took the penicillin. But the Herpes won't be so easy.
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Old 10-06-2015, 04:35 PM   #340 (permalink)
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At least until she took the penicillin. But the Herpes won't be so easy.
And I heard the child calls himself "Pet_Sounds".
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