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The Batlord 10-06-2015 03:38 PM
Clearly I didn't hit him enough as a baby. Or maybe I shook him too much.

Aux-In 10-06-2015 04:26 PM
Pet Sounds is probably the only teenager that was grounded for playing with his frequency too much. When he tried to explain that he was playing with the Beach Boys, things only got worse from there. "It's all a misunderstanding," he said.

Key 10-06-2015 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1640655)
It's "roast Pet_Sounds," not "roast Pet_Sounds' mom."
What's the difference? You're both ugly as hell and have had the same mans dick inside of you.

ladyislingering 10-06-2015 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1640692)
What's the difference? You're both ugly as hell and have had the same mans dick inside of you.
The boy takes after his father.

Key 10-07-2015 10:17 PM
Come on you pussies, where's all the hate?

Isbjørn 10-08-2015 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1641095)
Come on you pussies, where's all the hate?
Pet_Sounds smells like mackerel

Plankton 10-08-2015 07:50 AM
Pet Sounds so ugly, when he was born, the Veterinarian slapped his mother. Then, she named him "Shit Happens".

They even had a Halloween costume of him, but it got pulled for being too offensive to farm animals.

grindy 10-08-2015 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1641155)
Pet Sounds so ugly, when he was born, the Veterinarian slapped his mother. Then, she named him "Shit Happens".

They even had a Halloween costume of him, but it got pulled for being too offensive to farm animals.
**** Happens -> Sh'apens -> Spens -> Spencer

Plankton 10-08-2015 08:12 AM
Can't **** with logic.

The Batlord 10-08-2015 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1641129)
Pet_Sounds smells like mackerel
I guess he never showered after coming out of his mother.


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