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Old 10-08-2015, 09:22 AM   #351 (permalink)
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Pet Sounds is so ugly that lil and ki mistook him for their child.
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Old 10-08-2015, 09:25 AM   #352 (permalink)
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3 in 1? Nice. Who says you can't get an early start.
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Old 10-08-2015, 09:55 AM   #353 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2015, 11:48 AM   #354 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2015, 03:17 PM   #355 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2015, 03:42 PM   #356 (permalink)
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Cause he smells like fish. Duh.
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Old 10-09-2015, 10:13 PM   #357 (permalink)
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We begin the Justthefacts roast on Monday. I'm overly excited for this one since he's one of the most annoying twats on this forum.
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Old 10-10-2015, 12:09 AM   #358 (permalink)
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I will stand firm by my president, and hurl back your insults a thousand fold.
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Old 10-10-2015, 01:06 AM   #359 (permalink)
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Everybody was pretty funny except for Ki. Ki literally stole a batlord joke and made it unfunny. I wasn't even here. I've been busy with ****.

Pet Sounds, you're a ****ing retard baby born with brain damage do to all the big black cock your mom took while pregnant with you. Which is sad, really when you think about it. A kid being abused by his father before he was even born. And the father dipped out before his birth too. Now Pet Sounds goes around pressing black cocks against the indent in his skull to see which one matches like Cinderella's shoe. One day he will find his father.
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Old 10-10-2015, 01:15 AM   #360 (permalink)
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Everybody was pretty funny except for Ki. Ki literally stole a batlord joke and made it unfunny.
He did, didn't he.
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