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Old 10-19-2015, 07:19 PM   #481 (permalink)
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who gave you the confidence to talk to men like this?


The day that a woman is afraid of a man is the day that woman has given up her sense of self.
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:49 PM   #482 (permalink)
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I'm leaving the JWB/Lucem posts because they're f*cking hilarious but can we please stop with the ACTUAL personal attacks. Stop using the word "faggot". Stop. The majority of the people in this thread may not find it offensive, but this is not a public thread. Just because Ki decided that he was going to make a roast thread doesn't mean you guys get to dodge the rules.

That word is banned from here on out starting with the next person to post. Please continue f****ts.
That's why I made rules you fa.... idiot.
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:52 PM   #483 (permalink)
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That's why I made rules you fa.... idiot.
Just realized I said public instead of private. I'm drunk.
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Old 10-19-2015, 07:52 PM   #484 (permalink)
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The day that a woman is afraid of a man is the day that woman has given up her sense of self.
Joltin' Joe is thinking why bother talking to this smacked ass.....assin.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 10-19-2015, 07:58 PM   #485 (permalink)
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The day that a woman is afraid of a man is the day that woman has given up her sense of self.
and it's thinking like that which makes you the lovely bundle of un****able hatred that you are
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Old 10-19-2015, 08:38 PM   #487 (permalink)
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and it's thinking like that which makes you the lovely bundle of un****able hatred that you are
That's a bunch of sour grapes.

(I know almost automatically Ki will not get this. It is a references to the Aesop's fable, The Fox and the Grapes.)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 10-19-2015, 09:03 PM   #488 (permalink)
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speaking of ancient traditions.. it's a shame your parents didn't leave you in the wilderness to die upon birth, after having discovered your deficiency.
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Old 10-19-2015, 09:13 PM   #489 (permalink)
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Ki, considering literally nothing pleases you on this forum, I can only assume that LIL's attempts to please you in bed only go so far because of your reluctance to to shut the f*ck up and enjoy life while you still have friends let alone somebody to sleep with.
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Old 10-19-2015, 09:16 PM   #490 (permalink)
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