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The Batlord · 10-20-2015, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I misread it as "Instinctual insanity," but "Instinctual inanity" works as well. Hey if you got a gift share it.

When you're The Batlord, every day is Christmas.

**Frownland** · 10-20-2015, 08:57 PM

The Batlord is so dumb that he believes in traditions based on religions that he doesn't believe in. Smart people like me? We recognize that supposed holidays like Christmas don't exist and prefer to destroy the gifts we receive from fools right in front of them to prove a point.

The Batlord · 10-20-2015, 08:59 PM

If Christians wanna give me free stuff even though I never buy anyone anything, then praise Jesus!

**Frownland** · 10-20-2015, 09:01 PM

Now if you were smart you would act as I do. Now go stupidly weep in the shower as if the water covers up the sorrow as if anyone was going to see your tear stricken face in the first place.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 10-20-2015, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

When you're The Batlord, every day is Christmas.

that's just cause you live in the basement where your parents keep all the holiday crap

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Originally Posted by Frownland

The Batlord is so dumb that he believes in traditions based on religions that he doesn't believe in. Smart people like me? We recognize that supposed holidays like Christmas don't exist and prefer to destroy the gifts we receive from fools right in front of them to prove a point.

lol frownland doesn't think christmas exists; what a dummy.

The Batlord · 10-20-2015, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

that's just cause you live in the basement where your parents keep all the holiday crap

lol frownland doesn't think christmas exists; what a dummy.

My house doesn't have a basement and I only live with my mom because my dad abandoned us when I was two.

Sucka.

Key · 10-20-2015, 10:54 PM

Its the roast of Ki this week but y'know whatever.

Justthefacts · 10-20-2015, 11:00 PM

Ki's cat tattoo is so g-a-y. Should've got a Rottweiler tat

Lucem Ferre · 10-21-2015, 12:04 AM

Sorry Ki, I been busy and since I realized that Devil's Night is like, 8 days away I've been trying to get some **** together for it.

But JTF, that cat tattoo was gotten to remind everybody how much of a pussy he is. That's why he jerks off in the mirror, it's the closet thing to a female he's going to get.

Frownland, I thought it was common knowledge that Christmas traditions were ripped from pagan holidays. If I remember right, Jesus wasn't even born on that day. Just remember this, Santa is a very lazy anagram of Satan. So Christians are really teaching their kids to worship a fat bearded Satan.

Isbjørn · 10-21-2015, 12:50 AM

Ki has a pubic beard on his face

10-20-2015, 08:57 PM	#542 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	The Batlord is so dumb that he believes in traditions based on religions that he doesn't believe in. Smart people like me? We recognize that supposed holidays like Christmas don't exist and prefer to destroy the gifts we receive from fools right in front of them to prove a point. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-20-2015, 09:01 PM	#544 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Now if you were smart you would act as I do. Now go stupidly weep in the shower as if the water covers up the sorrow as if anyone was going to see your tear stricken face in the first place. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-21-2015, 12:50 AM	#550 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Ki has a pubic beard on his face __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

10-20-2015, 10:54 PM	#547 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Its the roast of Ki this week but y'know whatever.

10-21-2015, 12:04 AM	#549 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	Sorry Ki, I been busy and since I realized that Devil's Night is like, 8 days away I've been trying to get some **** together for it. But JTF, that cat tattoo was gotten to remind everybody how much of a pussy he is. That's why he jerks off in the mirror, it's the closet thing to a female he's going to get. Frownland, I thought it was common knowledge that Christmas traditions were ripped from pagan holidays. If I remember right, Jesus wasn't even born on that day. Just remember this, Santa is a very lazy anagram of Satan. So Christians are really teaching their kids to worship a fat bearded Satan.