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Frownland 10-21-2015 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1645205)
Sorry Ki, I been busy and since I realized that Devil's Night is like, 8 days away I've been trying to get some **** together for it.

But JTF, that cat tattoo was gotten to remind everybody how much of a pussy he is. That's why he jerks off in the mirror, it's the closet thing to a female he's going to get.

Frownland, I thought it was common knowledge that Christmas traditions were ripped from pagan holidays. If I remember right, Jesus wasn't even born on that day. Just remember this, Santa is a very lazy anagram of Satan. So Christians are really teaching their kids to worship a fat bearded Satan.
I like your theory more than mine actually.

The Batlord 10-21-2015 03:54 AM
Maybe the real reason LiL remains unsatisfied is because Ki's idea of foreplay is entering the Konami code on her nipples.

Aux-In 10-21-2015 09:47 AM
http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/...psiuoxndpa.jpg

John Wilkes Booth 10-21-2015 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1645192)
My house doesn't have a basement and I only live with my mom because my dad abandoned us when I was two.

Sucka.
wow i guess you're right then the jokes on me :laughing:

The Batlord 10-21-2015 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1645295)
wow i guess you're right then the jokes on me :laughing:
Bow down to something greater than yourself, trick.

John Wilkes Booth 10-21-2015 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1645194)
Its the roast of Ki this week but y'know whatever.
the problem is that exo pretty much already said everything there is to say about you, ki. you're so persistently dull that you haven't given us any other real material to work with, beyond your depressing relationship and your incessant consumerist instinct to whine about the quality of the content of the forum you choose to waste your time on, rather than try to improve it through your own input.

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1644656)
Ki, considering literally nothing pleases you on this forum, I can only assume that LIL's attempts to please you in bed only go so far because of your reluctance to to shut the f*ck up and enjoy life while you still have friends let alone somebody to sleep with.
in summary, the more i learn about you and lil the more i start to understand seattle's notoriety for suicides.

Aux-In 10-22-2015 04:43 AM
Q: What do you call a host who starts a roast and then complains when the jokes aren't the best from those who post?
A: An ungracious host

If Ki wanted to win Oriphiel's writting contest, all he'd have to do is submit a synopsis of his life story, fact by fact.

Exo 10-22-2015 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1645506)
If Ki wanted to win Oriphiel's writting contest, all he'd have to do is submit a synopsis of his life story, fact by fact.
I did't realize Ori's contest was a "See who can write the shortest and most uneventful story" competition.

Aux-In 10-22-2015 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1645534)
I did't realize Ori's contest was a "See who can write the shortest and most uneventful story" competition.
Well, I thought Oriphiel had decided that October's writing theme was "horror," and that after that submissions could be about any topic. In that case, Ki could submit his life story and win in October for "best horror story," and then win again in November for "best non-fiction story" in regard to the accuracy of your bolded statement..

grindy 10-22-2015 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1645537)
Well, I thought Oriphiel had decided that October's writing theme was "horror," and that after that submissions could be about any topic. In that case, Ki could submit his life story and win in October for "best horror story," and then win again in November for "best non-fiction story" in regard to the accuracy of your bolded statement..
He'd win again in December, if "scat-drama" wasn't way too niche to make a contest.


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