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Old 10-27-2015, 03:22 PM   #611 (permalink)
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Exo's modship is proof that you can indeed suck dick to get to the top.
then why aren't you a mod too?
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Old 10-27-2015, 03:27 PM   #612 (permalink)
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then why aren't you a mod too?
Exo was better
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Old 10-27-2015, 04:24 PM   #613 (permalink)
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I wasn't going to roast Exo, but thought why not everyone else is soo...

10. Someone confiscating Pokemon cards from crying children in a schoolyard .
09. Someone rummaging through the pockets of a homeless person sleeping on a park bench.
08. Someone is stealing coffee from a homeless person.
07. Someone shoplifting heavy metal CDs from f.y.e.
06. Someone is eating pudding with his fingers.
05. Someone is peeing in an alleyway because he drank too much coffee.
04. Someone groping a mannequin in the Macy's window.
03. Someone stealing a Ke$ha poster from f.y.e.
02. Someone pushing his bike cause he doesn't have the energy to ride it uphill.
01. Someone running from a comic bookstore with stolen merchandise screaming "I need my fix."

Spoiler for Top Ten...:

Top Ten Reasons where Exo points and says "Oh look it's The Batlord," ... and then becomes immediately embarrassed when his friends ask him "Who the heck is the Batlord?"

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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 10-27-2015, 04:27 PM   #614 (permalink)
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Nea is so fat when he spreads his fingers they still touch.
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Old 10-27-2015, 04:34 PM   #615 (permalink)
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Nea is so fat when he spreads his fingers they still touch.
Focus people it's Exo week, and I think I got him pretty good.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 10-27-2015, 04:56 PM   #616 (permalink)
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Exo is so dumb he actually likes Nea.
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:12 PM   #617 (permalink)
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Nea is so fat when he spreads his fingers they still touch.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:13 PM   #618 (permalink)
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Exo is so dumb he actually likes Nea.
Nea is one of mah favs.
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Old 10-27-2015, 08:21 PM   #619 (permalink)
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Focus people it's Exo week, and I think I got him pretty good.
Yours was the worst thing I've seen in this thread. In a bad way.
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Old 10-27-2015, 09:12 PM   #620 (permalink)
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Yours was the worst thing I've seen in this thread. In a bad way.
Don't you get it? Exo was yelling "Oh look it's The Batlord," but his friends irl (in real life) don't understand what he is saying, so he was embarrassed. Like for example 10. Someone was running from a comic bookstore with stolen merchandise screaming "I need my fix." And Exo is like "Oh look it's The Batlord." And his friends don't get it what he's saying. It's not that difficult to understand that Exo's friends irl wouldn't know who the heck The Batlord is.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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