The Roast of MusicBanter Members

simplephysics · 11-02-2015, 11:53 AM

LIL's hair takes a full week to dry after a shower.

Boom, roasted.

**Frownland** · 11-02-2015, 12:15 PM

LiL's obsession with people like Bundy and dead musicians from the 60s/70s is likely a cover for a necrophelia addiction that is slowly overcoming her life. I wouldn't be surprised if she had any sex toys crafted from the spines of dead, ugly babies to get her by in between visits to the graveyard.

You guys know why LiL has diarrhea whenever she eats gluten? It's because of her self-diagnosed gluten intolerance. One of the very unfortunate side effects of this is being full of ****.

Pet_Sounds · 11-02-2015, 01:59 PM

I hear LiL likes AC/DC.

~~Apollonia~~ · 11-02-2015, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Keez nuts! HAH! GOT EEM!

it's sad when this is the only actually funny post in this in entire thread.

Isbjørn · 11-02-2015, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apollonia

it's sad when this is the only actually funny post in this in entire thread.

You just roasted every poster in the entire thread

~~Apollonia~~ · 11-02-2015, 04:05 PM

even my own damn self. luv me a good self roast

Key · 02-17-2016, 11:03 AM

I'm bringing this back. Sign up *******s. We'll start with whoever is still on the previous list and we'll go from there.

EDIT: I deleted the previous list. Alright then sign up bitches.

Plankton · 02-17-2016, 11:07 AM

Make me cry.

Key · 02-17-2016, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

Make me cry.

There are mirrors in your bathroom.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-17-2016, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

Make me cry.

11-02-2015, 12:15 PM	#652 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	LiL's obsession with people like Bundy and dead musicians from the 60s/70s is likely a cover for a necrophelia addiction that is slowly overcoming her life. I wouldn't be surprised if she had any sex toys crafted from the spines of dead, ugly babies to get her by in between visits to the graveyard. You guys know why LiL has diarrhea whenever she eats gluten? It's because of her self-diagnosed gluten intolerance. One of the very unfortunate side effects of this is being full of ***. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

11-02-2015, 01:59 PM	#653 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	I hear LiL likes AC/DC. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

02-17-2016, 11:07 AM	#658 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Make me cry. __________________ See location...

11-02-2015, 04:05 PM	#656 (permalink)
~~Apollonia~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: the void Posts: 41	even my own damn self. luv me a good self roast

02-17-2016, 11:03 AM	#657 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I'm bringing this back. Sign up *******s. We'll start with whoever is still on the previous list and we'll go from there. EDIT: I deleted the previous list. Alright then sign up bitches.