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Old 09-23-2015, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I bet he doesn't know how to play any of the instruments he takes lame selfies with.
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Old 09-23-2015, 10:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I bet he doesn't know how to play any of the instruments he takes lame selfies with.
They're not even his instruments. The Sax was a sax he stole from some guy who played on the corner. He hurried to take that picture before getting his ass beat. And I already told the story of the church piano.


I also heard he has a bigger premature ejaculation problem than Lil' John.
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I bet he doesn't know how to play any of the instruments he takes lame selfies with.
With the way he makes his music, it's pretty obvious that he doesn't know how to play a single instrument.
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