Pick a new username for me
 

So I changed my username to be a reference to a song from the sixties, but then I looked it up on urban dictionary, and got creeped out. So now I need a new one. It's the same deal as that time that Briks wanted to change his, and asked for suggestions. Gimme gimme gimme.

I'm a huge Zappa fan, so "Suzy Creamcheese" is a great name imo. <shrugs>

Change it to ........ Dave the Perverted Bastard.

The Illinois Enema Bandit?

Androgynous Oreo.

Ive come to the conclusion that Dave might not suit you, what about "Little Miss Queen of Darkness". You'll have to pretend you're a Kinks* fan though.

* Kinks were a band in the 60's.


:)

I was gonna suggest whatever the name of the witch's guards are in the Wizard of Oz (Oweo, oweoooo oh), but it turns out that they're called Winkies, which is lame.

How about Tim?

http://ikalwewe.files.wordpress.com/...oesnt-care.jpg

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I'm really not that androgynous. :laughing:

Ew, '60s music is for old farts. ;)

I'm not calling myself Winky, or Tim. :laughing:

How about 'Son of Suzy Creamcheese'

I'd take that Urban Dictionary definition with a proverbial grain of salt...

How bout, Wrongreferenceijit?

:p:

Tim is cool but it lacks a little Zazz.

Ignorare Se Simulat...................any use?

Frankie Hooker

Briks

How about "Shawn Dell" ??? It's a twist on Shondell.

Perhaps "Nicky Corvette" or "Michael Steele"?

I don't know anything better offhand right now.

My favorites so far. :yeah:

Yeah, but it's still got kind of a creepy connotation.

Max Power

Yeah, but us old farts are so cool.

^ Yes, that is the Truth (feel the power of the ultimate Jeff Beck joke :yeah:).

How about Alabama Hotpocket? Surely no dirty connotations with that one.

I like the Blues, and everyone thinks I'm androgynous... I should totally change my name to B. B. Queen. :laughing:

Briks, Gøøfle, Lee Harvey Oswald, .bob

You already changed it though.

How about "Tommy Lee Harvey Keitel Jones Oswald." ???

Yeah, but now I want to change it again. Color me indecisive. :laughing:

Well it's going to be your final change so make it count. If you want to change it a third time it's automatically being change to "I Poop Hammers".

Maybe I'll change it to "Exoskeletal"...

Oriphice.

Was it supposed to be a Zappa reference? If it was then a less disturbing Zappa reference would be easy to find considering the volume of his output.

Oriphallus.

I actually picked the name as a reference to a different song that was influenced by Zappa's original, but yeah, it'd be easy to pick out another reference to sixties music. We'll see.

Continuing with the Zappa theme...

Alien Orifice
Big Leg Emma
Big Swifty
Electric Aunt Jemima
Father O'Blivion
The Grand Wazoo
Heavy Duty Judy
Jones Crusher
Lobster Girl
Man With The Woman Head
Ruthie Ruthie
Sharleena
Sy Borg
Treacherous Cretin

PenguinInBondage
WillieThePimp

Debra Kedabra
Dancin' Fool
Bobby Brown
Jewish Princess
Truck Driver Divorce

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:laughing:

Can't go wrong with
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

The Grand Wazoo reminds me of
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...reat_Gazoo.png

:laughing:

:cool:
Maybe it'll stop hurting if you take the didgeridoo out?

Can't you just be Oriphiel again?
Change scares me.

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

I think he should go with a Puzo & Zappa mash-up "Dinah-Moe Greene Hum"

Yabadabado