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Old 11-27-2015, 07:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It's not a big deal tbh.
I reckon that's your nonchalant way of saying you bloody love it.
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Old 11-27-2015, 10:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Stay classy, MB.
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Old 11-27-2015, 11:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Stay assy, MB.
Fixed.
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Old 11-27-2015, 12:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I mean, probably as long as proper preparations were made
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 11-27-2015, 12:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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^Of course this. I'm not licking a dirty butthole.
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Old 12-08-2015, 05:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think I could eat one asterisk, but two might be pushing it...
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Old 12-08-2015, 05:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You can read up on some good ways to cook it on the deep web
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 12-08-2015, 11:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Eat that booty like groceries right? Isn't that what all the kids want to do these days? In all honest as a big fat homo just make sure your partner cleans good. Or do it in the shower after a nice soap up. This also works great in prison.

Have a lovely day!
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Old 12-08-2015, 11:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Rookies......
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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some stats http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

about 50% of people have anal sex so i guess its not too surprising

98% of males 25-44 have had sex

I'm in 2% of the population. I'm ****ing 2% freak thats crazy

drink case of 3.2 beer and take 5 advil tommorrow
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