My moustache is mainly like this because I'm too lazy to trim it. The fact that it's too sexy for you or Chula to handle is just an unintended consequence.

you guys sound like haters

You wax it, you stupid ****. Even if it's not like that now, you waxed it in the past to get it to look like that, so don't pull that ****.

Nah. All it takes is a little twirl with my fingers after I get out of the shower. You don't have to wax a moustache for it to grow long.

showers? you pretentious twat

Don't give me that bull****. Mustaches don't do this without help...


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And yours looks/looked pretty much exactly like that. I honestly don't even know why you're trying to play it off, unless you just don't want to admit to something as pedestrian as wanting to fit in with a crowd. Which is what you want. Cause you're just as boring as everyone else no matter how much you try to hide behind John Zorn and Captain Beefheart.

yup

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Ja, we're basically twins.

I imagine that Big Wax is responsible for your belief that moustaches can be anything but droopy without beard wax. Don't belief their lies! Twirling is all you need and you won't get the inevitable autism from beard wax (and don't bring me that propaganda about that study being debunked, I won't have it).

Yeah, that's not what it looked like before you shaved it. You're just embarrassing yourself now. We all know that it curled like a Civil War vet's.

You're right, I did curl it a little bit. With my fingers. I get the feeling that your memory has created a caricature of me from the five or so pictures you saw of me from that time period.

Also I've given the thread a little more consideration. Malt liquor and piss water beer are pretty much just as bad flat as they are in their "prime", so I could see why you don't care.

The uninitiated might not be able to tell, but Frownland is now annoyed. He doesn't like to admit any kind of fault, and I imagine that by the time he shaved it he'd probably come to the conclusion that that mustache was dumb, and would like to forget it. Me bringing it up to the point where he has to acknowledge it is probably making him feel self-conscious, but of course he can't admit to being annoyed, because that would mean admitting that I was putting one over on him, so now he is acting subtly pissy.

Unfortunately I must go to sleep now, or I would continue to exploit Frownland's weakness until he lost his cool, but such is not to be, and so he shall pretend that he was never annoyed in the first place. Alas.

Responding to your obnoxium is half of my fun on this forum dude. I'm not particularly on the nose if you haven't noticed, so prefacing things with "goddamn you're annoying, but..." isn't my style.

And I'm the old dude..... ?

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What about the San Andreas fault? Does he admit to that?http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Da...L_-JZTu_7w.gif

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Yes. Have a read while you get ready for your bedtime.

http://www.thegurdian.com/music/2014/sep/10/robert-plant-led-zeppelin-classic-interview

Way too easy.

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you guys really know each other on here wow

Damn. Drunk Batlord kicking ass and taking screen names. I'm rather proud of my inspired dickbaggery last night. I'd just to thank my co-star, Beardo.

How else do you think we could unload both barrels and still remain vaguely civil? Except for Nea and I. We legitimately don't seem to like each other, unless he's just that dedicated to friendly trolling.

Of course you don't care, the beer you drink tastes that way when it's fresh.

I wouldn't drink it. Lowest I'd go is a warm can of Carling if I was hungover.

Rancid.

I woke up to 3/4 of a new Belgium trippel the other day. It was a pretty nice hair of the dog but it was a lot better fresh. I would've drank cat piss I was so thirsty tbh.

Rum buzz > beer bloat.

Tasty ass craft beer + good diet + ****loads of exercise = do what you want it works for me

Get back to me in a few decades. Oh wait, I'll be dead.

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Yes, i give a ****

A warm 2 days old stale beer would make me gag, sh*t is nasty.

Well you drink Puerto Rican beer, which is probably just fermented donkey crap, so of course it's undrinkable when stale.

Actually our beer is pretty good.



Medalla is all i drink, not only is it good it's also cheap.

Its far more pretentious to say you enjoy crappy beer. I find all douchebags that champion PBR and the like to be far more hipsterish and lame, so congrats you played yourself. Enjoy your ****ty stale beer, heres hoping you choke on it.

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So I'm just going to assume that you're a wannabe wine snob who can only afford craft beers?

I prefer wine and spirits and won't even consider beer unless it's ice cold and fresh. Even then I don't always fancy it.

I can't drink wine or champagne, gives me migraine headaches. I'm a vodka and craft beer snob. I twist my moustache and wear several different monocles with added flair when necessary.

Spirits make me cringe. I've never had top notch stuff though so maybe that's why.

Ale >>>

lol at Batlard wanting us all to know how manly he can be. You're well on your way to alcoholism, so keep up the good work.

On his way? He's there.