Do You Give a **** About Drinking Stale Beer from Two Days Ago? (Hint: I don't)
 

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I do even give a **** about drinking beer from two hours ago.
But then again I'm generally a big bundle of OCD when it comes to food and drinks.

...don't they call that rotgut? :beer:

Pussy.

Isn't that what they call your mother?

rotgut: poor-quality and potentially toxic alcoholic liquor i.e. Stale Beer from Two Days Ago.

Two pussies then.

Says the guy who can't even keep down some hard liquor.

That's a muscle spasm issue. As far as actually being able to hold one's drink down I'm well on my way to true alcoholism.

Some kind of vaginal cramp?

Muscle spasm, muscle shmasm. Who cares if you throw your guts up, tell them you're making room for more alcohol. :beer:

Don't joke about man stuff. You wouldn't understand.

... and why don't you man up and buy new beer? That's the question. :beer:

as a poser alcoholic myself bat i can assure you your far from true despair=real alcoholism

you told me you drank a single beer the other night.

You drank a single beer dog

I did. Why do you think I'm ****ed up enough to make this thread?

I was out. Now I'm not. ****ed up ATM.

So you're saying all the times he says he posts something rude or nasty then the next day says he did it cause he's drunk, he really wasn't? ...he's not even slightly buzzed?

Yup. I'm straight edge, bitch.

Are you talking about me here? I'm not good at picking up passivity.

Batlord, I wanted to delete my intial post. This male unfulfillment being masked by some notion of compelling alcoholism, self destructive behavior is totally pathetic. Don't do it man, I want to stop drinking. I moved back home. I've lost all my friends. I see darkness in everything. My life is a joke and I drink simply to bear these thoughts.

But if you enjoy it, and it works for you do what you want. But it is slippery dude, foreal.

Such a buzzkill lol

Knock really loud so I know to open the door.

No one likes a quitter.

I spend a lot of days thinking maybe I'd be better off dead

You disappoint people, piss off people, run your mouth of like an emotional crybaby, sabotage those that help you, sabotage yourself, make incredibly dangerous mistakes that could ruin your life...

Thats the bad drunk anyway, i know people who function of it like any prescription drug and seems to benefit them

I do because tasting good beers is my second top reason for drinking. I also try to avoid drinking straight out of the bottle (although there are a few cases where that's better than in a glass).

I didn't think that pretensions could dissolve into beer.

I was wrong.

It's called taste, you ought to look into it.

the neurological state induced by chronic alcoholism make this physiologically almost undoable

Nah you're just a tool.

Go ahead and bookmark this so you can laugh at your past self once you discover big boy beer.

I've bookmarked it as "Bat owns Frown".

Looking forward to clicking in first thing tomorrow morning.

Never understood the taste culture. It all tastes like **** to me **** it im trying to be unconscious

Frownland has a handlebar mustache. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know.

thats questionable sure but dude your status thing reads "proud racist" wtf?

His inner neonazi/"zomg look guys I'm so edgy" persona comes out when he's wasted.

If you're going to take that route, I'm not sure why you're drinking beer. I drink beer to get drunk (incidentally that's number one on my aforementioned list of reasons), but I choose it over other alcohols because of the taste. If it weren't for that I'd probably drink hard liquor more often.

What I meant was if you said that The Batlord had a single beer, that means he is not really "drunk posting" like he always claims. He probably does have one beer a night. He get's buzzed off the foam and then lashes out at MB. :beer:

I have questionable logic. I wonder this myself too. I get heart palpitations(either anxiety induced, or likely alcohol induced anxiety induced). I weigh 110 and when I told a dr I drink primarily beer one time(even though this wasn't neccessarily the case) they shrugged it off so I got the impression maybe I could drink all the beer I wanted and be fine.


It's weird I know--I also like that I can drink beer straight, I ultimately end up drinking less, it takes me longer to drink and generally less likely to die. If I start drinking vodka at 10 am I'm gonna be out by 1, but with beer I can probably make much of the day.

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^ I'm laughing, but I don't get the reference.

Really beer acts as a depressant, and makes you tired. Where do you have the beer? If it is at a bar, maybe your anxious being there or around strangers?

Are you drinking other things during the day like caffeine that might make you feel that way? Or it could be you're crashing - energywise.

Whether or not it's dumb, people who don't know what I'm all about will see that and possibly avoid this forum. That's all I want.

And you still have a retarded handlebar mustache for no apparent reason, you Decemberist-wannabe twat.

I'm generally anxious person my entire life hence the attraction to alcohol. I am far livelier off hard liquor absolutely. My drinking habits are just so absolutely retarded. I drink, don't eat anything, bump my dark hip hop music until I black out, wake up and repeat the cycle. I can do this for days in a row until I'm so physically weak that all I can muster to eat is to drive to mcdonalds or get a pizza. And yet I think I'm going to pass all my courses(fingers crossed) this semester!

I drink to literally mentally escape existence not to increase enjoyment of anything besides music

Not to mention that faux beard thingy,,,,

Hey, how is he supposed to wage war on the Confederacy without the proper face fuzz?