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Old 12-23-2015, 08:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Muscle spasm, muscle shmasm. Who cares if you throw your guts up, tell them you're making room for more alcohol.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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... and why don't you man up and buy new beer? That's the question.
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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as a poser alcoholic myself bat i can assure you your far from true despair=real alcoholism

you told me you drank a single beer the other night.

You drank a single beer dog
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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... and why don't you man up and buy new beer? That's the question.
I did. Why do you think I'm ****ed up enough to make this thread?

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as a poser alcoholic myself bat i can assure you your far from true despair=real alcoholism

you told me you drank a single beer the other night.

You drank a single beer dog
I was out. Now I'm not. ****ed up ATM.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
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as a poser alcoholic myself bat i can assure you your far from true despair=real alcoholism

you told me you drank a single beer the other night.

You drank a single beer dog
So you're saying all the times he says he posts something rude or nasty then the next day says he did it cause he's drunk, he really wasn't? ...he's not even slightly buzzed?
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yup. I'm straight edge, bitch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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So you're saying all the times he says he posts something rude or nasty then the next day says he did it cause he's drunk, he really wasn't? ...he's not even slightly buzzed?
Are you talking about me here? I'm not good at picking up passivity.

Batlord, I wanted to delete my intial post. This male unfulfillment being masked by some notion of compelling alcoholism, self destructive behavior is totally pathetic. Don't do it man, I want to stop drinking. I moved back home. I've lost all my friends. I see darkness in everything. My life is a joke and I drink simply to bear these thoughts.

But if you enjoy it, and it works for you do what you want. But it is slippery dude, foreal.

Such a buzzkill lol
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'm well on my way to true alcoholism.
Knock really loud so I know to open the door.
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Are you talking about me here? I'm not good at picking up passivity.

Batlord, I wanted to delete my intial post. This male unfulfillment being masked by some notion of compelling alcoholism, self destructive behavior is totally pathetic. Don't do it man, I want to stop drinking. I moved back home. I've lost all my friends. I see darkness in everything. My life is a joke and I drink simply to bear these thoughts.

But if you enjoy it, and it works for you do what you want. But it is slippery dude, foreal.

Such a buzzkill lol
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I spend a lot of days thinking maybe I'd be better off dead

You disappoint people, piss off people, run your mouth of like an emotional crybaby, sabotage those that help you, sabotage yourself, make incredibly dangerous mistakes that could ruin your life...

Thats the bad drunk anyway, i know people who function of it like any prescription drug and seems to benefit them
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