My moustache is mainly like this because I'm too lazy to trim it. The fact that it's too sexy for you or Chula to handle is just an unintended consequence.

you guys sound like haters

You wax it, you stupid ****. Even if it's not like that now, you waxed it in the past to get it to look like that, so don't pull that ****.

Nah. All it takes is a little twirl with my fingers after I get out of the shower. You don't have to wax a moustache for it to grow long.

showers? you pretentious twat

Don't give me that bull****. Mustaches don't do this without help...


https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hp...08971141_n.jpg


And yours looks/looked pretty much exactly like that. I honestly don't even know why you're trying to play it off, unless you just don't want to admit to something as pedestrian as wanting to fit in with a crowd. Which is what you want. Cause you're just as boring as everyone else no matter how much you try to hide behind John Zorn and Captain Beefheart.

yup

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...24&oe=5705C09E

Ja, we're basically twins.

I imagine that Big Wax is responsible for your belief that moustaches can be anything but droopy without beard wax. Don't belief their lies! Twirling is all you need and you won't get the inevitable autism from beard wax (and don't bring me that propaganda about that study being debunked, I won't have it).

Yeah, that's not what it looked like before you shaved it. You're just embarrassing yourself now. We all know that it curled like a Civil War vet's.

You're right, I did curl it a little bit. With my fingers. I get the feeling that your memory has created a caricature of me from the five or so pictures you saw of me from that time period.

Also I've given the thread a little more consideration. Malt liquor and piss water beer are pretty much just as bad flat as they are in their "prime", so I could see why you don't care.