Let Satan into your heart

Trollheart · 01-09-2016, 03:50 PM

For too long now, those Jesus freaks and Christian cultists have had it all their own way. I say it's time for a new dawn, a black dawn. Who's up for pledging their immortal soul to the Prince of Darkness?

grindy · 01-09-2016, 04:08 PM

I'd love to, but as a jew I don't have a soul.

**Janszoon** · 01-09-2016, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I'd love to, but as a jew I don't have a soul.

As a Jamesbrownian I have a giant soul. I can share with you if you want.

grindy · 01-09-2016, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

As a Jamesbrownian I have a giant soul. I can share with you if you want.

Thanks, man! That's some inspiring stuff right here.

RoxyRollah · 01-09-2016, 04:28 PM

I tried that years ago...I waited like a 1/2 hour for Beelzebub himself to show.....Now Im older then 27 so I guess you know hes no use for me.

Trollheart · 01-10-2016, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

I tried that years ago...I waited like a 1/2 hour for Beelzebub himself to show.....Now Im older then 27 so I guess you know hes no use for me.

Hey, even the Lord of Darkness can't compete with rush hour traffic! Give the guy a break!

Pet_Sounds · 01-10-2016, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

I tried that years ago...I waited like a 1/2 hour for Beelzebub himself to show.....Now Im older then 27 so I guess you know hes no use for me.

Geez, did you expect the man himself? He generally sets devils aside for us.

grindy · 01-10-2016, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

I tried that years ago...I waited like a 1/2 hour for Beelzebub himself to show.....Now Im older then 27 so I guess you know hes no use for me.

Aren't you an ordained minister?

RoxyRollah · 01-10-2016, 07:24 AM

That came later...

The Batlord · 01-10-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

I tried that years ago...I waited like a 1/2 hour for Beelzebub himself to show.....Now Im older then 27 so I guess you know hes no use for me.

As opposed to Jesus, who knocks on your door after fifteen minutes with pizza and beer.

01-09-2016, 03:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Let Satan into your heart For too long now, those Jesus freaks and Christian cultists have had it all their own way. I say it's time for a new dawn, a black dawn. Who's up for pledging their immortal soul to the Prince of Darkness? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-09-2016, 04:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I'd love to, but as a jew I don't have a soul. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*